Jerry Seinfeld

One of the greatest stand-up comedians of all time. He has a discinctive, highly observational, comedic style. Uses little to no profanity in his act, unlike most other stand-up comedians.

Starred in his own wildly popular TV sitcom, Seinfeld, which ran for nine seasons (1989-1998).

Jerry Seinfeld is a comedic genius.

by Wong Bong August 24, 2009

watching Seinfeld

this is the current alternate name for sexual intercourse, aka fanta, getting jiggy with it, etc.

As Gerard exclaimed that he was "watching Seinfeld" with his female friend, his friends begged him to spare the details.

by Thurman Thomas March 14, 2008

Jerry Seinfeld

God

We must pray to our God Jerry Seinfeld

by Boxperson25 March 25, 2020

Seinfeld Moment

Any conversation that has nothing to do with anything and can easily be written into an episode of Seinfeld.

Guy 1: "So what if T-Pain dropped a Christmas Album?"
Guy 2: "You would so buy that"
Guy 3: "Yeah...no i'd download it"
Guy 1: "ok so when we all fail at life we're all going to start a business together"
Guy 3: "What would we do?"
Guy 1: "I don't know"
Guy 2: "what would we be called"
Guy 1: "probably something to do with fruit, or animals."
Everyone: Wow, Seinfeld moment

by zachus22 October 18, 2008

throw to Seinfeld

to interrupt important proceedings for self-recognition or promotion; inspired by NBC cutting to Jerry Seinfeld's new show "The Marriage Ref" during the 2010 Winter Olympics' closing ceremonies

Bob loves to throw to Seinfeld, like this afternoon when he was telling me about our merger then totally threw to Seinfeld about his new Facebook photo album. Now I don't know if I still have a job!

by KaraokeFanboy March 1, 2010

Seinfeld situation

An unfortunate situation that could be avoided through use of a cell phone.

I had to run home early to catch my friend before she left for work, but I got stuck in traffic and lost the key to my place. It was a real Seinfeld situation!

by Hans v June 10, 2011

jerry seinfeld

someone who talks too much during sex and kills the mood

"the thing about nipples is...blah, blah, blah, blah"

"thanks, jerry seinfeld, just forget it and let's go to sleep"

by secret danger squirrel mouse March 13, 2009