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Sebastian 

Sebastian kicks Chuck Norris' ass blindfolded with both hands and feet tied behind his back
Sebastian doesn't blink, the world turns dark

Sebastian gave birth to Adam and Eve

Sebastian gave birth to Chuck Norris. Yes he is his father.

Sebastian only masturbates to pictures of Sebastian

Sebastian does not drink, he chugs

Sebastian does not walk, he charges

Sebastian's breath controls global warming
Sebastian by Seb12345 July 23, 2009
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Sebastiana 

A young, Italian vampire from the Renaissance era of Italy created by Victoria Marinucci. A character in progess.
Drenched in ashen beams, her face was an angelic visage of delicate ivory, olive in hue, and thick dark lashes staring downward to the opened novel held at her chest...Sebastiana-Victoria Marinucci 2006
Sebastiana by Irot August 31, 2006

Li’l Sebastian 

A pop culture phenomenon everybody else loves but you just do not "get it." This is not necessarily a case of disliking the phenomenon, but more a case of being completely dumbfounded as to why it is popular in the first place.

Origin- Season 3, Episode 7 of NBC's 'Park and 'Recreation,' Ben (Adam Scott) does not understand the town's obsession with a mini-horse named Li’l Sebastian.
While his coworkers played Angry Birds during their coffee breaks, Ted viewed the game and their obsession as a real Li’l Sebastian.
Li’l Sebastian by Balcer April 13, 2011

Sebastian Stan 

Sebastian Stan is adorable but when he plays dark characters he so good cause he's such a good actor and he's so hot and cute at the same time!!!
"Sebastian Stan is hot af"
"Sebastian Stan is adorable and hot and amazing!!"

dirty sebastian 

when you lick a girl in the ear and scream
with a girl in the washroom and out of nowhere you do a dirty sebastian
dirty sebastian by sabb June 18, 2015

sebastian 

1. That one red crab in The Little Mermaid
2. The Phantomhive butler in Kuroshitsuji(black butler) He is very popular among fangirls.
1. Sebastian, is the most pimp crab ever.
2. Sebastian Michaelis is one hell of a butler.
sebastian by one hell of a fangirl December 28, 2011

sebastian 

The kindest and coolest person you will ever know. Known to be loved by all. known for strength and courage.

The real definition of Sebastian is
"venerable" (a translation of Latin Augustus, the title of the Roman emperors)
"to worship, revere"

A GOD!!
"He is such a Sebastian"

"typical nice Sebastian"
sebastian by aaaaaaahhhhhh March 11, 2009