Shrine Schools

a mess.

Not just half a mess, but a whole ass mess.

person 1: "oh where do you go to school?"
person 2: "shrine schools"
person 1: "I'm so sorry"

by Canada's no name brand May 13, 2018

American Schools

American Schools nowadays are just gun ranges for people who can't aim. Seems bad but at least it's not happenin' to you!

I heard American Schools are bad. Well, yes they are. But why? Well, I don't kn- *get's shot in the head because they're talking about it in an American School.*

by high cholesterol child December 14, 2018

high schooled

When a girl you are trying to hook up with/have sex with blocks you with her elbows (like a boxer blocking punches) so you can't cop a feel and she stops you when you try to stick your hand down her pants. She obviously won't spread her legs for you either. Usually everyone's clothes remain on and it ends up just being a long, wasted make-out session.

Friend A: I was trying to hook up with Jill the other night and it didn't work out so well.

Friend B: What happened?

Friend A: She high schooled me and nothing happened. It was a big waste of time.

by CTFD2 October 2, 2011

Conrad Schools of Science

A school in Wilmington, Delaware with grades 6-12. It is a school with a variety of personalities, from Hockessin Girls to actually amazing people, to some douche bags, to rednecks. It is a place with some decent sports teams. The red wolves (formerly the redskins) has a rivalry with Delaware Military Academy and Charter School of Wilmington. But fuck you CSW because we have more AP classes and less assholes in our classrooms. A lot of our students cheat our way through classes, but that’s okay because we had like four students in the class of 2019 go to Ivy League schools. Overall the school is impressive with grades and we have some amazing teachers.

CSS: well Conrad Schools of Science has more AP classes and is so much cooler.

CSW: Well you guys cheat in classes.

CSS: shhhhh

by mackenZie05 June 18, 2019

Goshen Local Schools

Your perspective of this school depends on who you are. If you’ve attended “Goshen 😬” for your whole life, you probably love it/think it’s decent. If you moved here from another school that was bigger and better, since goshen is a small school, you probably dislike it. This school has the most drama anyone’s ever seen. There’s the trailer park trash kids, the popular kids, the ratchet kids, the kids who try to act bad but they aren’t, and the kids who everybody loves and is inclusive to everybody. For teachers, there’s the teachers who is everyone’s favorite, the teacher that hates kids and calls herself “Dr.”, and the teacher’s AID that everyone either loves, hates, or doesn’t know. This school is the definition of either a poor school or a school that uses all the money for themselves, we don’t know. The money probably goes to Spaulding when they have celebration day, since they get bouncy castles. The middle school only has the warrior walk, which is big sus, and dodgeball games. The high school is different and there’s couples making out all over the place. There’s very limited sports options to choose from, and most of the teachers hate their lives. The principal of the high school sounds like Nemo. Overall, you either love or hate goshen. You can make some good friends, but they’ll either stay with you for years or drop you for nothing 🤪.

Kid 1: “Man, I hate goshen.”
Popular Kids: bye we hate you now hope your life doesn’t turn into a living hell how dare you disrespect Goshen Local Schools my mom is the head of the PTO
Kid who doesn’t care: shut up ****

by purple penis 69 June 14, 2019

Livonia public schools

The most ghetto school system in the entire world where leaked nudes and sex tapes are normal!And don’t forget about everyone vaping in the bathrooms!!! and ofc how could we forget Lexi wojo. everyone is fake here!!!

Emma: did u go to livonia public schools?
sam: no!

by hoesloveme12 October 14, 2021

middle schooler

annoying children typically aged 11-14 (however can be a year or two older or younger) who joke about sex (and they actually wanna do it, like dont waste your precious childhood miss gurl 💅) and believe every rumour that comes to surface. will destroy anyone’s mental health and well-being for popularity, male or female.

honestly the only goal for students in middle school is to:

1) get a bitch

2) become a popular kid

honestly it takes up until the end of 8th grade to complete those 2 goals because of how shitty their personalities are, and by freshman year in high school, theyll be loners

13 y/o female middle schooler: omg omg omg did you hear that jane doe from mr. jackson’s homeroom is dating john doe from ms. smith’s homeroom, also im officially dating william dingle in my english class 🥵😍🥰
13 y/o male middle schooler: AYO HOMIE DID U SEE THAT FIGHT I GOT IN WITH THE BASKETBALL KID?! WELL I FUCKIN WON BABY! MY CRUSH WAS THERE SHE’LL DEFINITELY FALL FOR ME #DABOYZZZZ

by mymathteachersaburden June 26, 2022