Schmoser

A mild uber insult, comprising a combination of schmuck, schmo, and hoser.

Dude, i was just kidding. dont be such a Schmoser.

My quarterback is really cool with me during practices, but in public settings i just get shunned. What a freakin' schmoser.

by bigmac65 August 8, 2006

SchmoeMo

Ridicule, sarcastic dig by use of slow, overly articulated words with pauses between each word.
Aimed at socially inept dolts that just don't get it!
Much like: "read my lips".

"Let me repeat that for you in SchmoeMo": Get lost loser!

by rockmankelly September 4, 2006

Schmore

The best kind of friend anyone could ever ask for. A schmore has put up with your nonsense time and time again and still loves you unconditionally. They are by far the sweetest, most caring person that you know and you would do anything for them in return. They are your other half and it's as if you two share a soul, making them your "soulmate". You two often deal with hard times but ultimately are even more connected from this.

"I would like you to meet my schmore.#

"Do you know Graeme? He's my schmore."

by Samofgod November 17, 2016

schmowellith

half of the pair schmnones + schmow. given because of the nickname 'howellith' and cause schmnones felt like putting 'schm' in front of everything.

'schmnones + schmowellith'

by schmnones April 1, 2005

Schmooked

To Be Beaten Shamefully

Hallah: Omg Dude Wtf I Got Fkn Schmooked

Cabal: Chilax Have A Kebab

Hallah: Fully Sick Man

Cabal: Fully

by Lachlan Hallal August 18, 2006

schmike

a slightly bitchy looking gay man who dresses very dapper and compels straight women to point him out to their straight boyfriend as an example of how to dress nicely.

Did you see the schmike in page 45 of the new issue of Details?

by Duncan Pittman May 23, 2008

Schmooked

To Be Beaten Shamefully

Hallah: Omg Dude Wtf I Got Fkn Schmooked

Cabal: Chilax Have A Kebab

Hallah: Fully Sick Man

Cabal: Fully

by Lachlan Hallal August 18, 2006