Similar to a Cleveland steamer, but steamier.
To execute the Scandinavian Steamer, one must pause mid-coitus while having sex in a sauna and take a massive dump on the red hot coals. Bonus points for completing coitus without gagging from the hot steamy poo fumes.
To execute the Scandinavian Steamer, one must pause mid-coitus while having sex in a sauna and take a massive dump on the red hot coals. Bonus points for completing coitus without gagging from the hot steamy poo fumes.
Dude. You don't ever want to go into that sauna again. Walker was plowing this girl on one of the benches and successfully executed the Scandinavian Steamer. Even though the turd in question is completely desiccated, it may stink in there forever.
by Klaus Von Steamerson September 30, 2011
by JimmyO'tool January 07, 2010
When a girl is getting eaten out and the pubes get stuck in the persons teeth. The person then proceeds to yank their head back ripping out the hair.
by Chewi and Obi February 01, 2016
by Anime280 February 23, 2017
by warrenmiller September 27, 2010
It's when you make a bacon, ham, and cheese sandwich on french bread, shove it in a girl's pussy, fuck her until you cum inside her, remove and plate the sandwich and proceed to watch her enjoy her "Scandinavian breakfast."
Bill: "Did you take Lisa home last night?"
Joe: "Totally dude! She finished a whole Scandinavian Breakfast!"
Joe: "Totally dude! She finished a whole Scandinavian Breakfast!"
by UrbanCowboy2920 August 23, 2011
When a man pulls his balls above his belt line (keeping his penis hidden/tucked) and raises his shirt revealing his scrotum (ususally shiny due to pressure) and says to the witness, "Check out my belt buckle..... it's Scandinavian"
Hey Dave!! Check out my new belt buckle!!!! ..... (Matt lifts shirt revealing his balls) its Scandinavian.
Dave; What the fuck dude! I don't want to see your nuts!!!!!
Scandinavian belt buckle
Dave; What the fuck dude! I don't want to see your nuts!!!!!
Scandinavian belt buckle
by Montana Matty June 09, 2017