Salma al9ahba has the most powerful pussy in all the world 2 seconds after putting it in and you'll cum
by Jack alpha August 25, 2021
Get the Salma al9ahbamug. Brachiosaurrraus/Sal/Salma literally the nicest person on planet earth 🙄🙄. Yes she has indeed turned 16 years of age today. Pretty old if you ask me but we love her anyways bc she’s epic and she’s salma so yeah. MOST IMPORTANTLY ENJOY YOUR DAY AND ILY
by not adil February 5, 2022
Get the Brachiosaurrraus/Sal/Salmamug. A condition where a charmingly personable young woman intimidates (and possibly scares off) the men she comes across due to her stunning grace, beauty, and assertiveness. This syndrome usually results in singleness and possible dabbling in lesbianism (as depicted in the movie "Frida").
STUNNINGLY ATTRACTIVE GIRL: I don't know what it is, but I seem to scare off any guy that I meet no matter how nice I am.
STUNNINGLY ATTRACTIVE GIRL'S BROTHER: That's because you have the Salma Hayek Syndrome, yo.
STUNNINGLY ATTRACTIVE GIRL'S BROTHER: That's because you have the Salma Hayek Syndrome, yo.
by jbvita February 13, 2007
Get the Salma Hayek Syndromemug. by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 9, 2025
Get the Nariobi Valenzuela Is A Behemoth Iam "Uuuuuuuuh.... Yeah..."
Hym "PFFT!"
Iam "Don't-"
Hym "PFFFAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HOLY SHIT IS THAT BAD! GOD DAMN! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Iam "Laugh... God damnit..."
Hym "HA! Yeah, nonono, that! That shit is funny right there! Ohho!"
Iam "Salma I-"
Hym "Pffft! Ahahaha!"
Iam "Stop- It's... Look- I didn't expect it to be like this."
Hym "HOOOLY SHIT! I WROTE A FUCKING HYPER-TEXT AND EVEN I DON'T HAVE THE WORDS TO DESCRIBE HOW FUNNY THAT IS! AHAHAHAHAHAHA! SORRY BOUT THE HERESY! I'M LITERALLY HAVING SCHIZOPHRENIA IMPOSED ON MY BY THE RELIGIOUS! So.... Pfft heheheheheh... And a fat bald atheist bitch but... You know... Not you Matt. You're cool. I mean... You're fat and bald and an atheist but you're not who I'm talking about. Ha!"
Iam "Oh man this kills... This... Wow man... It takes a lot to embarrass me but.... Man..."
Hym "Oho! Wow is right! I never-in-a-million-years though that THIS would be this effective! Fuuuuuuuuuck me! Hey, am I Negan too? I'm curious now actually. I'm I LITERALLY my own favorite character in every show I'm in!? Mirio too? How many are there!? MAN!"
Iam "I'm... Sorry..."😖
Hym "Pfftthahaha! At least she's got a sense of humor about it! Damn! OHGODICANTEVEN! HAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Hym "PFFT!"
Iam "Don't-"
Hym "PFFFAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HOLY SHIT IS THAT BAD! GOD DAMN! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Iam "Laugh... God damnit..."
Hym "HA! Yeah, nonono, that! That shit is funny right there! Ohho!"
Iam "Salma I-"
Hym "Pffft! Ahahaha!"
Iam "Stop- It's... Look- I didn't expect it to be like this."
Hym "HOOOLY SHIT! I WROTE A FUCKING HYPER-TEXT AND EVEN I DON'T HAVE THE WORDS TO DESCRIBE HOW FUNNY THAT IS! AHAHAHAHAHAHA! SORRY BOUT THE HERESY! I'M LITERALLY HAVING SCHIZOPHRENIA IMPOSED ON MY BY THE RELIGIOUS! So.... Pfft heheheheheh... And a fat bald atheist bitch but... You know... Not you Matt. You're cool. I mean... You're fat and bald and an atheist but you're not who I'm talking about. Ha!"
Iam "Oh man this kills... This... Wow man... It takes a lot to embarrass me but.... Man..."
Hym "Oho! Wow is right! I never-in-a-million-years though that THIS would be this effective! Fuuuuuuuuuck me! Hey, am I Negan too? I'm curious now actually. I'm I LITERALLY my own favorite character in every show I'm in!? Mirio too? How many are there!? MAN!"
Iam "I'm... Sorry..."😖
Hym "Pfftthahaha! At least she's got a sense of humor about it! Damn! OHGODICANTEVEN! HAHAHAHAHAHA!"
by Hym Iam August 3, 2023
Get the Salmamug. by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 9, 2025
Get the Nariobi Valenzuela Are A Behemoth For Salma Hayekmug. `~`Behemoth <`~`Salma`~`Hayek`~`>, Atelier <`~`Angelina`~`Jolie`~`Voight`~`>, Cthulhu <`~`Manuel`~` Eduardo`~`Rodriguez`~`Hernandez`~`>, Hellstrom <Angel Jose Robles>, Leviathan <`~`Andy`~`Samberg`,`~`Andy`~`Sameverg`~`,`~`And`~`Eric`~`Mabius`~`>`~`
`~`Behemoth <`~`Salma`~`Hayek`~`>, Atelier <`~`Angelina`~`Jolie`~`Voight`~`>, Cthulhu <`~`Manuel`~` Eduardo`~`Rodriguez`~`Hernandez`~`>, Hellstrom <Angel Jose Robles>, Leviathan <`~`Andy`~`Samberg`,`~`Andy`~`Sameverg`~`,`~`And`~`Eric`~`Mabius`~`>`~`
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 31, 2025
Get the `~`Behemoth <`~`Salma`~`Hayek`~`>, Atelier <`~`Angelina`~`Jolie`~`Voight`~`>, Cthulhu <`~`Manuel`~` Eduardo`~`Rodriguez`~`Hernandez`~`>, Hellstrom