Salisbury University

Isolated in the middle of nowhere getting here is impossible if you do not own a car. It is literally an island in the middle of nowhere. Essentially no public transportation exists here. To add to this, do well in high school because you will sincerely regret coming here. Although, there are some good people, they are rare to find. The girls here are mostly unattractive or extremely slutty. Do not live in Dogwood Village, it is a hell hole because of the construction with literally paper sheets separating you from your neighbor. You can hear entire conversations through the wall. Even though, people are aware of this, they still scream, wake people up at three in the morning or play stereo music full blast until that time during final exams. The funny part is that they don't expect you to complain. Coming here taught me that you need to be extremely self-reliant and independent if you are going to survive. Do not trust anyone except for yourself because they will literally take advantage of your kindness and eat you alive here. Expect many people to be cyber addicts and care more about their electronics than the person next to them. If you want to survive here do not attempt at getting a girlfriend because they are mostly slutty, revengeful, and ignorant. Ignore the occasional bullies and death threats because you're already in jail, so it doesn't make a difference.

Salisbury University, sounds like a scary place, stay away from those Salisbury girls, I heard many of them are evil and fake as shit! Salisbury University, where intellectuals come to die. Salisbury University, dragging the country down one overdose at a time. Salisbury University, a twirling Hell Storm where the food is very disgusting.

by thetruthislouderthanfakenews1 December 6, 2018

University Village Salisbury

The apartment complex located in Salisbury, Md created for housing the students that attend Salisbury University. While rather decent, it can hold about 60 students on any given night. "Guard dog" routinely visits to have a beer and say keep the noise down. Safer than the zoo yet its better just to pre-game at UV

Freshman: Dude, we gotta go chill at uv tonight, your place again?!

Junior: University Village Salisbury?! Sure im down to pre-game.

Freshman: I invited 50 people.

Junior: Wait what?! Just pre-game!

by blacklight212 April 6, 2011

salisbury composite high school

a school in sherwood park that is full of stoners and hard drugs

hey do you go to salisbury composite high school i hear there real stoners

by bahahah7777 November 29, 2011

Gay Salisbury

When a man cuts a hole in a steak, puts his manhood through the hole in the steak, and with the steak hanging on he inserts his manhood into another man's anus, then afterwards they feed each other the steak.

Dude 1 - Bro, I went to this party the other night and I'm pretty sure there was a gay salisbury going down in one of the rooms in the house. I opened the door and it smelled just like sex AND steak!
Dude 2 - Gross bro. Did you watch just to make sure?
Dude 1 - Of course I did bro.

by Scarlos June 27, 2015

Salisbury Top Hat

Like a Blumpkin, but instead it’s eating a girl out while she takes a shit.

“He gave me a Salisbury Top Hat on our first date! He’s a keeper.”

“What is that?”

“it’s when eat a girl out while she’s taking a shit...”

“Wow you should buy him a ring!”

by Salisbury lover June 29, 2019

alicia salisbury

Someone who cant keep their trap shut. And always will get on your nerves.

That alicia Salisbury is something.

by TS5904 May 24, 2019

Adam Salisbury

Adam Salisbury has had in incredible life. Grew up in the United States, with nothing to complain about. Adam was a Missionary for his church, grad of BYU, has built a successful career & is moving forward in life. However, the most significant impact on his life derives from the one and only; Jimmer Fredette. Jimmer & Adam were INSEPARABLE. They were the BEST dynamic duo Utah has ever seen! Everything was going great, he felt on top of the world! However, the week of February 10-14th, Adam Salisbury was invited to a meeting with Ryan from to discuss initiatives going on in 2020. He had a choice that would affect the rest of his life; with 2 paths. Path 1: Take a meeting with Ryan & overcome the data challenges. Ryan listens to Adam, & they find a great solution. He gets promoted, recognized, & is loved by USANA. Jimmer (his best friend ever), congratulates him and their legacy continues to grow & he becomes the happiest man ever! Path 2: Adam declines the meeting, does not solve USANA's BI challenges, & finds out that he does not get recognized by USANA. But worst of all, Jimmer is disappointed in Adam. Jimmer would WANT Adam to take any open opportunity & shoot his shot because that's what Jimmer would do! Jimmer would Adam to take a meeting with Ryan! Adam & Jimmer's friendship fades away after he declines the meeting. Adam has a choice, To take the meeting with Ryan and fulfill his destiny, or decline it and part ways with Jimmer... Forever.

"Adam Salisbury & Jimmer Fredette are both best friends, but become even more powerful friends with Informatica."

by Ogneff23 February 6, 2020