Salisbury University

Isolated in the middle of nowhere getting here is impossible if you do not own a car. It is literally an island in the middle of nowhere. Essentially no public transportation exists here. To add to this, do well in high school because you will sincerely regret coming here. Although, there are some good people, they are rare to find. The girls here are mostly unattractive or extremely slutty. Do not live in Dogwood Village, it is a hell hole because of the construction with literally paper sheets separating you from your neighbor. You can hear entire conversations through the wall. Even though, people are aware of this, they still scream, wake people up at three in the morning or play stereo music full blast until that time during final exams. The funny part is that they don't expect you to complain. Coming here taught me that you need to be extremely self-reliant and independent if you are going to survive. Do not trust anyone except for yourself because they will literally take advantage of your kindness and eat you alive here. Expect many people to be cyber addicts and care more about their electronics than the person next to them. If you want to survive here do not attempt at getting a girlfriend because they are mostly slutty, revengeful, and ignorant. Ignore the occasional bullies and death threats because you're already in jail, so it doesn't make a difference.

Salisbury University, sounds like a scary place, stay away from those Salisbury girls, I heard many of them are evil and fake as shit! Salisbury University, where intellectuals come to die. Salisbury University, dragging the country down one overdose at a time. Salisbury University, a twirling Hell Storm where the food is very disgusting.

by thetruthislouderthanfakenews1 December 6, 2018

University Village Salisbury

The apartment complex located in Salisbury, Md created for housing the students that attend Salisbury University. While rather decent, it can hold about 60 students on any given night. "Guard dog" routinely visits to have a beer and say keep the noise down. Safer than the zoo yet its better just to pre-game at UV

Freshman: Dude, we gotta go chill at uv tonight, your place again?!

Junior: University Village Salisbury?! Sure im down to pre-game.

Freshman: I invited 50 people.

Junior: Wait what?! Just pre-game!

by blacklight212 April 6, 2011

salisbury composite high school

a school in sherwood park that is full of stoners and hard drugs

hey do you go to salisbury composite high school i hear there real stoners

by bahahah7777 November 29, 2011

alicia salisbury

Someone who cant keep their trap shut. And always will get on your nerves.

That alicia Salisbury is something.

by TS5904 May 24, 2019

Salisbury Kegstand

When a girl takes laxatives then lays with her legs behind her head on a bed, then the guy does a hand stand over her asshole with his feet firmly on the ceiling. And Drinks! Go gulls

now that we just left Taco Bell it’s the perfect time for a Salisbury Kegstand

by Scoots44 May 17, 2022

Salisbury Fist

An anal fisting, using gravy as lubrication.

Guy: "Hey baby, we all outta lube but I'm itching for some fisting"
Girl: "Well don't worry baby, cause I got some gravy, we salisbury fisting tonight!

by The Boat Man February 3, 2022

Salisbury University

This school will destroy your childhood dreams. I have never met so many evil people in my life.

Evil is an understatement if you have been to Salisbury University.

by Papalolo2 June 18, 2022