ruffle my feathers

to grind someones gears

You really ruffle my feathers!

by d1nuslamb2.o May 12, 2016

smooth one's / sb's (ruffled) feathers

to make oneself (or somebody else) feel less irritated or offended

Lacon was no fool, and the Cousin's wrath just when everyone was trying to smooth their feathers was a thing to be avoided at any cost.
John le Carré: The Honourable Schoolboy.CORONET BOOKS, Hodder & Stoughton, 2000. p. 63.

by Petyush April 11, 2005

Ruffle my jimmies

Have someone do something unpleasant to you

Aw shit dawg, you just Ruffle my jimmies

by jimmyruffler February 03, 2018

Ruffling Theory

The Ruffling Theory is an elaborate scam technique used by broke individuals mostly teens. How it works is that you would buy something online that could be anything, clothing, electronics and etc. Then after receiving the item you would tell the company, bank or whoever you used to make the transaction with that you item never came or that it came damaged (obviously a more detailed story) and after a week of checking the claim they would send back the money. Leaving you with the item and your money back spent with the item.

ruffling theory Guy 1: Bro have you heard of the ruffling theory?
Guy 2: No what's that?
Guy 1: Its basically a scam used online to get free stuff.
Guy 2: Sick!

Ruffle Kid 1: Dude! I just ruffled $300 worth of supreme clothing last week.

by ItsEbro February 14, 2018

Ruffled bjarne

Vikes jersey, "come on defense"!! Feathers everywhere

Yanks down 3 in the 9th... he was a ruffled bjarne

by Hunch o jack January 15, 2018

Ruffled Ian

The experience of reaching a conversational climax that sweeps across your conscious thought like a wave, or a disrupting gust of wind; a mind orgasm

Man, I just had this ferocious ruffled ian, the whole way I perceive the world is so skewed I can't even see straight!

by Inconspicuous Moniker December 01, 2008

Bush ruffle

While sexually pleasing a woman with a large pubic growth, you make the vagina talk like a bearded man, by pushing and pulling both sides of the vagina.

My wife kicked me out of the bedroom for giving her a bush ruffle!

by Niff August 21, 2016