roflmaoaf

roflmao And Farting, good for any joke that leads to an uncontrollable belly laugh.

PETA says that the pres. shouldn't 'pardon' a turkey but rather 'spare' it... "Turkeys do not need to be 'pardoned'-they are not guilty of anything other than being born into a world of prejudice. They are innocents who should be respected for who they are: good mothers, smart birds, and interesting animals."

I'm cooking two this year and later i'll be ROFLMAOAF when I tell my friends about this.

by ManWithGun November 27, 2012

roflmaoatdonoloobad

rolling on the floor laughing my ass of about to die not only of lack of oxygen but also depression

Falin (computer character): I love you Kevin! I guess you could say I'm Falin in love with you!
Kevin (roflmaoatdonoloobad): What has my life become

by Kap'n Krunch November 8, 2017

roflmaoolacgu

Rolling On Floor Laughing My Ass Off Out Loud And Can't Get Up

The ultimate acronym

Guy 1: *says something funny*
Guy 2: ROFLMAOOLACGU
GUY 1: You ok bro?

by Roselx October 9, 2019

ROFLMAOOLSHTISMP

when you roll on the floor laughing your ass off out loud so hard that you shit your pants

user1: bro trolling that kid was so funny
user2: yeah ikr?! ROFLMAOOLSHTISMP OH SHIT I SHAT MYSELF

by neptune67 December 26, 2025

literaly roflmaoing

An ironic comment, originated from #1 Channel on youtube Pewdiepie, making fun of people who write lmao, rofl and lol in the comments, usually precieded by a quote from video and followed by laughing crying emojis

Comment:"lmao hahaha"

Reply:"wow this is such a funny im literaly roflmaoing im dying and can't breath xD xD"

by T4piok4 October 24, 2019