When you're about to get laid with that drunk chick you just met, Lay a little bit of TigerBalm on the outside part of the condom. Try to stay as long as possible inside. May the best man win. Tiger Rodeo
by gestion.jc November 6, 2014
A rodeo hug is an awkward hug with someone who would never expect it (bonus points for a business situation) where you try to hold on for 8 seconds. Typically, there are bonus points for stylistic maneuvers like swirling a hand on their back or tucking one's head into their neck. Whispers of "I never want this moment to end" also earn bonus points. It is in poor taste to lift the recipient off their feet. It is acceptable for the recipient to poke the "cowboy" in the ribs.
Hey, did you see Alan rodeo hug the new guy at the office? It was amazing, but he only made it 7 seconds.
by proskweeto January 5, 2015
A situation that is hopelessly fucked up. The worst of three stages of goat-ness. First is the Goat Rope, defined else where.
Then there is the utilitraian Goat Fuck. This normally requires a serious amount of work to unfuck.
Lastly, there is the Goat Rodeo. The worst of the three, it is beyond even profanity. It describes a situation that involves many individuals screw ups, and implies that the fuck up is already well underway, meaning that there is no hope in stopping the mess. Usually said with a defeated tone:
Then there is the utilitraian Goat Fuck. This normally requires a serious amount of work to unfuck.
Lastly, there is the Goat Rodeo. The worst of the three, it is beyond even profanity. It describes a situation that involves many individuals screw ups, and implies that the fuck up is already well underway, meaning that there is no hope in stopping the mess. Usually said with a defeated tone:
by JimmyJam November 30, 2006
by The Course December 20, 2011
When a bunch of old ass geezers have an extremely violent orgy in a pit full of animal shit (usually bull or horse shit).
I've heard they're planning a wrinkle rodeo at the retirement home,they might need some volunteers to set it up.
by Frosty Dice July 12, 2021
When I guy whips out his dick and throws it around like a rope in the rodeo continuously hitting the girl in the chin.
by Flickerstick182 December 22, 2016
Sex act which involves one male having sex with a female in the doggy style position, and one man hiding in a closet dressed in a clown costume.
While the man is having sex, the friend in the closet jumps out a yells CLOWN RODEO! The male having sex then tightens his grip on the female and proceeds to ride her like a bull while she is freakin out trying to get away.
P.S. 10 Seconds recieves a perfect score, harder then you would think.
While the man is having sex, the friend in the closet jumps out a yells CLOWN RODEO! The male having sex then tightens his grip on the female and proceeds to ride her like a bull while she is freakin out trying to get away.
P.S. 10 Seconds recieves a perfect score, harder then you would think.
by Sittin Sidewayz May 7, 2007