Pat Robertson

A televangelist prick who abuses christianity to gain wealth, generally by exploiting the guilty, fearful, and or gullible people of america by ranting about how they are all going to hell if they don't send him money. It would be better for the whole world if this dude was capable of suffocating, seeing as he hasn't died from having his head shoved up his own ass.

Lee: Hi, my name's Lee.

Pat Robertson: You're going to hell! Repent, by giving me a thousand dollars.

Lee: I can't, I need that to pay for my daughter's schooling.

Pat Robertson: I guess you're going to hell then! *Bitch slaps Lee with a bible*

by Johan The Destroyer November 11, 2012

RobertIDK

1: A butt face memer.

2: a noice Canadian youtuber who loves youtubers and can actually sing.

Person 1: *kicks over a trash can of memeswhile singing All Star*
Person 2: wish you're acting like RobertIDK

by Danisfabulous_ November 13, 2016

Robert Pattinson

the absolute love of my life.

boy: hey wanna go on a date?

girl: no thx, i only fancy british men, preferably named Robert Pattinson.

by haha lol xd November 2, 2020

Danielle Rios-Roberts

A giraffe that lives in Puerto Rico. The girafee eats top bananas. The girafee migrates to America and is a immigrant.

Did you see that Danielle Rios-Roberts she was eating?

by cakidlol July 7, 2011

Robert Hard

very hard

Teacher: We have a test next Tuesday
Person One: Is it robert hard, duy hard or mason hard

by Humphrey the third of Sardinia February 1, 2019

robert sheehan

robert sheehan is a flip flop wearing angel.

don't be a debbie downer, be a robert sheehan.
why is that curly haired man wearing flip flops to the red carpet? oh wait thats robert sheehan, fair enough.

by billy delaney protection squad July 18, 2019

Robertism

the religion of robert pattinson just being robert pattinson

Join the Robertism google classroom

Google classroom code- psipvkp

Yo have you joined Robertism, its great man

by pope #3 October 28, 2020