by TJNerd February 05, 2007
"They say that when you die you become closer to God"
"Because you no longer fucking exist, right?"
"Shit that's a risky joke".
"Because you no longer fucking exist, right?"
"Shit that's a risky joke".
by unclePhatJoseph September 05, 2021
Showing signs of being not CIS (for example wearing spikes) in Poland even tho your uncle told you it's a small town and people like to talk
by xXpussaySmasher69Xx August 24, 2021
by brobroseriouslynotme December 06, 2015
by Johnbernthal March 25, 2022
When you blow your load before you know who you are having sex with, similarly to a sheriff in the Old West shooting a man before he knows whether he is friend or foe. A high risk gamble indeed.
Jack: "It's a good thing it was my girlfriend I took into the closet, I was a real risky sheriff last night."
Joe: "That's fucked up, dude."
Joe: "That's fucked up, dude."
by tsmagraw February 20, 2015
When your about to bust a nut you yell mom or dad and try to quickly finish before they enter your room
Tyler:hey do you know why John can’t get on?
Ryland: I heard he tried to do a risky nut and couldn’t finish in time.
Ryland: I heard he tried to do a risky nut and couldn’t finish in time.
by Ise tee January 20, 2020