ricardoed

Whenever any action is messed up by a mexican guy wearing a cowboy hat

That new company strategy is a complete mess! It got completely ricardoed!

by sparx1007 January 27, 2015

Ricardo

Ricardo is extremely rude faggot who will start crying when you make fun of him and will talk mad shit but five minutes later he will try to be your friend before he comes to the realization that he doesn't have any friends and he cant make any And he often sounds like he is gargling balls

ricardo: "fucking bitch ass faggot"

you: "fuck you"

five minutes later

ricardo: "hey do you want be friends?"

by LotusDarkYT March 15, 2019

Ricardo

The smallest dick in the Male population women tend to have bigger balls than him. Usually short ,thicc ass

WOULD YOU GO TO PROM WITH ME !!
- Robert and Kenya

"You're immature and childish " - Ricardo

by Monkeyniggerthattookmytv May 7, 2019

Ricardo

Ricardo is a very nice guy who lives in Italy. He is tall and works out a lot, so he's quite muscular. He loves to give and bakes great pizzas and gives to all his friends. Ricardo loves travelling the world and he loves making others happy. Sometimes he is a little grumpy, but you'll just have to compliment his pizzas and then he'll be happy again. Ricardo is a great boyfriend and friend and cares about the people he loves. He is loyal, funny and very friendly. If you trust Ricardo, he will trust you.

Person 1: Look at that guy over there! He's giving free pizzas to everyone!
Person 2: Oh, you mean Ricardo?
Person 1: Yeah! Let's go say hi! I'm really craving those pizzas.

by Balletperson February 21, 2019

Ricardo

HAtes every one only likes sunae webb and big peepee

Oh look its Ricardo wonder what peepee hes ganna suck today

by big cundviuer April 30, 2019

Ricardo

He is a gat rapist who is pansexual and loves to hob on your nob

Ricardo raped me last week

by Bigdickjose123 May 22, 2018

Ricardo

Is a black male who is very funny.His head game is over the top.His kissing skills is on point.He is a freak.He has hella good dick.He like to play video games.He like anything related to science.Overall he is the whole package.

Jae:I sleep with my one leg off the bed.
Ricardo:oof that's a dead mission.
Jae:But it needs to breath
Ricardo:And get carry off by a demon...

by Jaedidthat June 30, 2019