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Anal retreat

Its when you take a massive poop and you press hard, but then stop pressing and the poop goes back up
Man i just took the biggest shit, but i got an anal retreat
by Philip mongolidi February 19, 2021
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Gungan Retreat

The Gungan Retreat is a sacred sex position, typically done in college or possibly after. It is basically where you have sex in the missionary position, but you do it on a roommates bed. If you are not the one living in dorm, house, or apartment, and you are doing it in your partner’s roommate’s bed, then you are still participating in the Gungan Retreat.
Doer: “Yeah me and Sally did the Gungan Retreat last night!”

Roommate: “Were you at our apartment!?”

Doer: “Nah don’t worry, we were at hers”
by Gunther Swag April 2, 2024
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hangover retreat

A positive light to medium hangover which disables you from any engaging activities a lets you get lazy!

Utilized by all smart hard working men and women around the globe during the weekends.

Invented by Weekend Warrior Initiative (WWM).
I had such a awesome drinking match yesterday and today I am on hangover retreat. No work and other freaking responsibilities for me today.
by Ebony Hide May 10, 2012
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Balkan Retreat

A euphemism for someone’s arse, posterior, anus, or shitter. Popular amongst the armed forces deployed to sort out the whole collapse of Yugoslavia schemozzle. (See also Garry Glitter)
She totally pegged him, took him right up the Balkan Retreat.

So I said to him for your birthday we’re doing something special, you can enter my Balkan Retreat.
by The Big Effin’ Gee May 12, 2021
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Retreat

Dave retreated into me during yesterday
by Dave cricket November 21, 2019
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Retreat

A word that workplaces use as a disguise for a really long meeting full of yawn provoking lectures instead of just calling it a “work meeting”
Hey, are you going to the work retreat? Yes, I can’t wait to spend all day at the retreat to learn about statistics and quality improvement!
by Fullmonty May 3, 2018
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Greet and Retreat

The act of sending a greeting, often "hey" or "hi" in a chat server or similar online discussion board, but especially in a Discord server, and then offering no further conversation such that a series of greetings accumulates but no actual discourse.
Anon: The servers dead, nothing but Greet and Retreat for the last week.
by JesSayers December 15, 2020
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