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razor blade shit

when you take a long dump, but it has jagged material in it so as it makes it's way through your rectum it really does a number slicing up the walls of your anus.
"dude i had the WORST razor blade shit this morning! what the fuck did i eat last night, glass?!?!
by billy bats June 11, 2006
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Razgondon

When the party is coming to the upper level, your house is on fire and your car is in the pool.

Actually, the word coming from the Russian two words and used more to describe a crazy party
Yesterday at Justin’s House was such a Razgondon.

- Did he payed off the mortgage?

- Fuck no
by Dan Ilash August 5, 2019
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Racoon Ankle

"Getcha Racoon Ankles hea!" "Fresh off the fryer!" Come in get em!"
by suruh101 December 2, 2021
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Kermit's Razor

Kermit's Razor
Named after Kermit the frog who was of course married to Miss Piggy, the principle of Kermit's Razor goes something like: If there are two girls in a dating app bio photo, it usually belongs to the fatter of the two.
Person 1: "There's two chicks in the tinder bio photos. I can't tell who the profile belongs to."
Person 2: "Kermit's Razor. Odds are it belongs to the larger of the two women."
by Jerzy Radocovid December 12, 2022
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razor 1911

razor 1911 is a warez and demo group, founded in norway. its original name was razor 2992, but they shortly change from 2992 to 1911 as a jab ot other crackers who tended to overuse the number 666. 1911, translated in hexadecimal, is 777, which is the opposite of 666.

in 2006, they have released BF2142 five days before its official release.

in 2007, they have cracked the vista-only game Shadowrun, so also XP-users were able to play the game.

in 2007, they release the game Crysis five days before its official release.

in 2008, razor 1911 released GTA IV five days its release.

They have also cracked others games as well, like WC3, Half.-life , quake III, soldiers of fortune..
by F4T4L_3RR0R. April 10, 2009
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Lady Razor

(N) A girl/woman who is a mean bitch. She is a really nasty person,usually not caring about others, hence,"hurting, like cutting" others.
You'd probably call your psycho ex-girlfriend this.

Dude: Hey did I tell you Sheila dumped me?

Guy: WHAT?!Why?You guys are like soul-mates

Dude: Thats what I thought..but when i caught her making out wit this guy and "Raised my voice" I was being a little "Insensitive," She said.

Guy: Man, you deserve better than that

Dude:Yeah.She's bein a real LADY RAZOR to my heart.
by JoyyITSme February 24, 2009
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Racoonicorn

This mythical creature was originally a half breed of a unicorn and a racoon and bread for its mystical powers and fantastic climbing ablilities.Originally found in a land called Qualicum beach by a young geographer named Patrick Hooney,this creature has a horn that sticks from the middle of its head and a white tuft of hair in the middle of its chest.
"Was that a friggin racoonicorn that just booked it by?"
by JounA December 25, 2004
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