pounding the putter

A term for masturbation

Are you sure you haven’t been Pounding The Putter son?

by Putterpounder69 January 29, 2020

rusty putter

the act of tap-tapping a girl on the cheek with your putter after fucking her on the rag. essential to the rusty putter is the gentle scent of iron wafting off your shaft.

she didn't tell me the red tide was rolling in, so when I finished I gave her the rusty putter.

by Purple Helmeted Yogurt Slinger September 7, 2013

Putter

Used with the door wedge it can either be used to 'putt' the door wedge into the anus. Alternatively it can be used tomix shit (which you have placed) in the vagina and then can be used a dildo by the girl to not only push the shit further in, but to also pleasure herself.

Ben: So, what you do last night.
Louis: I putter and then door wedged my GF last night.
Ben: that sounds shitty for her...

by M0pMaN38 August 6, 2012

Putter-inner

Verb form of putter meaning to put in

"I'm the animatronic putter-inner"

by Charles P. Howard December 21, 2023

Nutter Putter

In place of your typical golf club, you remove one's trousers and use your speedbag to get the ball to its home.

Damn it Bill, I misplaced my iron, can I use your nutter putter to finish up?

by Trendyjdizzle December 28, 2023

One-Putter-Putter

KingSwishdagolfer is so awesome at attempting putts, when he executed his putts , the golf ball always finds the hole in the ground. #2. KingSwishdagolfer never two putts within 15 feet. #3. Directly after (KS) LANDS THE Kiss of Death Golf Shot ,the consequential putt has 99.00 % percent chance of changing from a putt into a teardrop.^1. #4. One-putter putter: the closet there is to a guaranteed putt by KingSwishdagolfer -Kingswishdagolfernomics

Mane, KingSwishdagolfer just hit a

One-putter-putter to win in the 3rd playoff hole @ The 2024 British Open Golf Tournament right in front of the Oueen of England.

by King Swish da Golfer January 3, 2024

One-putter-Putt

When king Swish putts on the green one time and the golf ball rolls into the cup. Hence One-Putter-Putt

If king Swish keeps on One-Putter-Putting the golf ball then he will win by double digits.

by King Swish da Golfer January 3, 2024