bull penis putter

someone who gets angry easily or can't take a joke

Dude we're just messing with you, dont be such a bull penis putter.

by StupidAsianBartender December 29, 2024

One-putter-Putt

When king Swish putts on the green one time and the golf ball rolls into the cup. Hence One-Putter-Putt

If king Swish keeps on One-Putter-Putting the golf ball then he will win by double digits.

by King Swish da Golfer January 03, 2024

Putter

Used with the door wedge it can either be used to 'putt' the door wedge into the anus. Alternatively it can be used tomix shit (which you have placed) in the vagina and then can be used a dildo by the girl to not only push the shit further in, but to also pleasure herself.

Ben: So, what you do last night.
Louis: I putter and then door wedged my GF last night.
Ben: that sounds shitty for her...

by M0pMaN38 March 22, 2012

putter butt

When yo shitt is as soft as a unicorn

Damn ma you got some putter butt but ima sleep on that shit anyways cause its soffftttt

by Skylark fax March 14, 2017

sniffing the putter

(v.) to snort a line of cocaine off someone’s penis

Yeah dude last night was crazy, she was sniffing the putter before we even hit the club.

by jakroks January 15, 2022

Putter-inner

Verb form of putter meaning to put in

"I'm the animatronic putter-inner"

by Charles P. Howard December 21, 2023

Reverse Putter Smith

An archaic, "emo phase" hair style, in which the bangs and crown are long but the sides are shaved... In reference to Jazz bassist and Bond Villain (Mr. Kidd from Diamonds Are Forever) Patrick "Putter" Smith.

That shitty bassist for that punk band playing at the VFW tonight out here lookin' like a Reverse Putter Smith.

by Plastic Icon November 04, 2020