turd puncher

One who frequently engages in anal sex.

"You faggot ass turd puncher you"

by BRAUCHWURST April 19, 2003

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cow puncher

You’re probably here trying to find out what was under Lucas’s bed. I dont know exactly what it was but i might have an Idea…. follow my tiktok @morgangotbanned6

“Spill your guts cow puncher” - Erica

by Morganbabe May 29, 2022

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Cunt puncher

One who randomly punches females in the private areas.

I am such a cunt puncher.

by EC February 4, 2005

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Cock Puncher

Steven Seagal's role in the 2008 Onion Movie.

Steven Seagal is such a cock puncher.

by B. Patterson September 1, 2009

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toley puncher

A Scottish term for a homosexual man who enjoys inserting his clenched fist into the anus of another homosexual man. "Toley" is a Scottish term for faeces.

Homosexual man 1: "Are you a toley puncher?"
Homosexual man 2: "I sure am."
Homosexual man 1: "My rectum currently contains a large mass of toley. Would you like to punch it?"
Homosexual man 2: "I sure would. Would you like me to wear a boxing glove?"

by giardiaman November 3, 2013

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