Pterodactyl

When the female in a foursome spiritedly preforms fellatio on one male subject while simultaneously administering handjobs to the remaining two in a erratic flapping motion, and thus assumes the position of a pterodactyl mid flight.

Jane took on a trisectomy of splooge to the face after preforming "the pterodactyl"

by j.p dila July 28, 2009

human pterodactyl virus

HPV - A virus commonly mistaken for the less popular Human Papillomavirus.

Human Pterodactyl Virus comes from watching Pterodactyl's, live or dead, for more than 3 consecutive hours. After 3 consecutive hours, you're head bursts and transforms into a Pterodactyl's head, and you make high pitched screeching noises at random. Wings may or may not protrude from the victims back, as this hideous malformation comes from watching Pterodactyl's, live or dead, for more than 3 consecutive hours with a pink or green wine bottle on your head.

"His wing span had become over 30 feet after he was diagnosed with Human Pterodactyl Virus"

"I don't talk to that nasty mug, he has Human Pterodactyl Virus"

"Human Pterodactyl Virus caused him to drive the bus into the wall at 50 miles an hour while screeching at an ear-bleeding level."

by Kestral Sander August 4, 2007

Pterodactyl shit crazy

Used to define extreme mental maladies.

More emphatic version of batshit crazy

Hey, Britney Spears has gone batshit crazy.

No, she's more like Pterodactyl shit crazy.

by Cazboab December 13, 2010

Pterodactyled that bitch

A very strategic wing-man move that requires much talent and fineness. As a wing-men (or wing-women) it is our job to get our friend one-on-one time with the girl/guy of their desire. The art of Pterodactyl-ing is a basic maneuver that involves coxing away the friends and other potential cock blocks of the guy or girl your friend happens to be interested in. The key is to be subtle, swift, and effective as to not give away your motives. If done correctly, your best friend will have ample time with the person they are trying to impress/take home and just like that my friend you have swooped in and carried all distractions away on your wing. Hence the phrase pterodactyl-ing.

John: "Man, I saw you pull all those girls away from your boy so he could seal the deal with Sarah."

Todd:"yeah man, I straight pterodactyled that bitch.

by dactylethatho January 9, 2013

pterodactyl

When a male/female takes the pterodactyl position, which is butt out, head forward, arms to the side, and proceeds to give double handjobs, a blowjob, receive either anal or vaginal sex (in the case of a woman), all while screeching like a pterodactyl.

"Hey John and Bill, we are one member short of pterodactyling the shit out of that bitch."

by dinofuck867 April 5, 2010

Wingless Pterodactyl

A sexual act which involves fucking a girl in every hole possible. This includes vagina, anus, urethra, nose, ear, skin pores, etc.

Joanne: What's wrong Sherry
Sherry: I got a wingless pterodactyl by Mike
Joanne: I cant ell your bleeding from your face
Sherry: I know
Joanne: Yep

by The Brope June 24, 2011

pterodactyl

The act of flapping or flailing one's arms as though they're wings and shrieking like a pterodactyl (facial expressions can be added as well, if you're so inclined) during sexual intercouse..or, I suppose, in any activity...

The other night, when we were having sex, I pulled a pterodactyl, just for shits and giggles.

So, I was walking down the street the other day and this guy just did the pterodactyl out of nowhere...

by PterodactylChick November 13, 2009