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Prolumptious

She still has nice tits but they aren't as prolumptious as hers
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prosumer

A yuppie who wants full control of their own vice.
Peter Prosumer buys a over priced coffee machine to make his own expresso every morning.
by stowecrew March 28, 2012
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prosumware

Prosumware is derived from the Latin word prosum meaning "to be useful, do good, benefit". The difference between prosumware and "normal" malware is that prosumware's goal is to strengthen a system's defenses via removal of harmful viruses, and/or checking for security flaws. Upon infection, it is also common for the device's owner to be notified of the security vulnerabilities and changes that have been made to protect the device.
My router was infected with the prosumware Carna virus and made it more secure.

I got infected with the prosumware ReinCarna virus and it closed off my Telnet daemon which shouldn't have been running anyway.
by THarm January 1, 2016
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Protomartyr

The first martyr for a cause.

Also St. Stephen, the first Christian martyr
I feel like such a protomartyr since I'm so cooler than all my friends and I'm the first one to get cancer.
by Retrovertigo666 September 6, 2016
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protuntariantitis

pronounced ( pro tune ta tear E ant eye tis)

this is a disease I entirely made up so you dont have to go to school. if you "have this" you will have the following symptoms

-muscle soreness
-migraines
-potential fever
-nausea
-a crave for food
-explosive diarrhia
-bad odor
-slow walk
-and sweats

this disease can last anywhere from 12 hours to up to 2 weeks
this is a very common disease
even more common than BOFA and LIGMA
Teacher: why weren't you at school for the past 2 days?
Student: I had Protuntariantitis
Teacher: Oh ok, that sounds bad and entirely real. Well, Welcome back.
by ManMan6t9 November 18, 2021
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pritum

Pritum although has strong self worth, prioritizes his family and friends putting them in front of him. He is very intelligent but believes field hockey to be a real sport so maybe not as bright as we thought. He’s a hard worker, dog lover and has as many sides as a southern bbq joint. Pritum the savage
Ho ho ho oh is that Santa clause? No it’s just PRITUM listing his favourite food!
by No chest no sex November 22, 2021
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Protusha

one who can laugh at anything, including themselves, and one who is especially kind and caring to others. ...

“Her smile makes her pretty. ...

She's the one you will never be able to find
Protusha -One in a million , never make her sad
by It's me _ November 23, 2021
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