potato

its a vegetable dumb ass

potato is a vege

by some random boyish boy June 18, 2014

potato

Potato = native Norwegian. Slightly offensive, but most Norwegians won't care.

Raghead: Get out of my way, potato!
Norwegian: OK

by Harlekin October 16, 2008

potato

What my mother must scrub her DVDs with before she gives them to us to watch, resulting in a scratched specimen that skips, misses, and freezes at inopportune moments.

Jesus, honey look at this. My fucking mother must have polished her DVDs with a fucking potato again!

by Nancy Botwin January 11, 2008

potato

Someone who isn't smart.

It's logical because potatoes aren't smart.

Michael: Jordan you are a potato.

Jordan: haha Michael you are funny!

by NIESMAN September 9, 2014

potato

The answer for everything.

Hi Potato! Hey Potato hows it going? It's going potato! My potato just potato'd this potato but I potatoed it so potato that potato potato potato!

by 1potato2potato4 December 2, 2020

potato

potato is a vegtable. used on fries and stuff.(1) can also be a funny nickname for someone who looks like a potato(2) or can be called a potato just for fun. can be used as a meme at most times(3) and puns, jokes, etc. can be a very funny vegetable for some reason.

1: mcdonalds fries are made put of potatoes.. i think.
2: mia is a potato.

3: "knock knock" "whos there" "potato"

by chicken_noodle_soup February 16, 2018

potato

potato is known to be a new super cool word. if you use it, people will for sure think you are so cool and want to have sex wwith you. Use it when a person is about to ask you something really imporatnt say it.

p1 : so when are we having...
p2.: potato
p1: ok

by stylish potato check February 14, 2020