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Poly-Possessive

Where a individual actively seeks out and engages in all the sexual freedoms of being polyamouros , , while at the same time will expect all of their lovers to only be with them.
Most people who cheat act poly-possessive and think its ok for them to be with whom ever they please sexually, but not the other way around..

as they expect their lovers to be only be with him.
by Riot Grrl Pilot February 7, 2023
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Jemonic Possession

When you receive a text, email or facebook message with spelling and syntax similar to a jejemon coming from a friend who does not do that before, that person may have been under jemonic possession.
What's wrong with your text message? Are you in some jemonic possession or something?
by m1kesa1nt May 9, 2010
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cyber-possession

Cyber-possession means the bout when you are in stark enthusiasm when playing a game and you are just too focused on it until you cuss when you lose in the game or even berate someone who tries to speak to you when you are playing it.
Larry: Hey bro, can I...
Steve: F**k off! I'm trying to concentrate in here!
George: Ahh Larry just let him alone, he has got the cyber-possession.

(a few seconds later)
Steve: Grr... Look! I lost the game! This is all your fault!!
by Le Mao September 3, 2012
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Computerized Possession

When one becomes possessed by his/her laptop/desktop computer because of never taking his/her eyes off of the monitor.
Teenage Guy #1: DUDE! Earlier, my brother was chasing after me with some kind of halberd thingy and my dad's pistol! I was disturbed!

Teenage Guy #2: Did he play an online game called Rage 3?

Teenage Guy #1: ...Yeah, that's it. The one with the stick figure? He was playing it for HOURS!

Teenage Guy #2: Yep... that's computerized possession.

Teenage Guy #1: WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?

Teenage Guy #2: You just found your answer.
by UrbanPreTeen January 22, 2011
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The Possessed Snorkel

When a guy takes on the exorcist position with a flagpole erection.
Barbara got me so hard last night, that I did the possessed snorkel.
by 2moist4u. November 3, 2024
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Possessed

The result of a spirit/figure taking possession of one's body or heavily influencing them.
Oh my god, Trea Turner is a possessed man right now. He's gone yard 4 times in the last 3 games and has 21 total bases.
by zoboomaf00 August 30, 2023
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possess thy neck

To formally slap someone’s neck so hard that they no longer own their own neck
If you don’t get out of my way , i’m boutta possess thy neck
by rodawg51 May 3, 2018
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