Poofa

Slang reference to the Pennsylvania Firearms Owners Association forum and its members because its easier to enunciate than PAFOA. PAFOA is a Second Amendment Rights organization based in Pennsylvania working to protect, expand, and reclaim rights protected by the state and federal Constitutions that have been lost to intrusive government and useless feel good legislation.

Did you see the new thread on the Poofa boards?
Are you a member of Poofa?

by KalishNikova October 14, 2009

poofster

British slang for homosexual.

You look like a poofster in that pink flowered shirt.

by J-Mon September 4, 2005

ninja poof

To suddenly disappear, like in all the kung-fu movies in the 80's.

Mike ninja poofed out of that meeting this morning.

by M. Stout July 12, 2007

Pooffee

The urgent requirement to defecate after consuming coffee.

Kylie - That was a good coffee
Andy - Fuck i need to do a pooffee

by Piwakawaka January 12, 2010

poof the smoof

Puff the smoke. Another way of saying smoke marijuana.

"Yo, you trying to poof the smoof tonight?"

by Smokee Blunts February 1, 2010

Ploomf

A dense object dropping into water, usually causing the water to shoot upwards making the 'ploomf' sound.
For best auditory effect, say outloud and with the back of your throat.

The onomatopoeic sound of a long turd satisfyingly dropping into the bowl....

Man on the throne...
*grunts with effort*
Ploomf!

by domstar101 November 19, 2012

Douche Poof

The douchey styling of one's hair into a single poof or point at the front of the head. May be natural, though is often a result of unecessary amounts of hair gel.

Brandon: Jeff, what's with your hair?
Jeff: What? You don't like my douche poof?
Brandon: OH MY GOD YOU TOOL BAG.

by BananaBerger December 7, 2010