Jackson Pollocks

Bollocks. Balls. Nuts.

Fiddle-de-dee! I just put my Jackson Pollocks through the paper shredder. How embarassing.

by Theeph May 28, 2003

Painted a Pollock

Had a particularly loose and explosive bowel movement, splattering the toilet in the style of a Jackson Pollock painting.

I may not be especially artistic, but after all the beer last night, I sure "painted a Pollock" this morning.

by mrbuddhafreak July 21, 2007

Dick Pollock

(Ass-bandit or anal biscuit.) For someone who is unsure of sexuality. Needs to come out of the closet as it is obvious to those around him/her of which way the swing.

Christ he's such Dick Pollock why can't he fucking admit he's an Ass-bandit!

by soggymango June 5, 2011

Pollock Pumper

To perform intercourse from the rear of your partner as he/she vomits.

So my girl was throwing up and she wanted sex, so I gave her the Pollock pumper.

by MCSF November 20, 2014

Pollock Roulette

Playing in the front yard during a disaster, natural, bombs,whatever.A variant of Russian roulette.

How many pollocks does it take to kill themselves?However many are playing Pollock Roulette during a volcano.

by QuagmireglenGIGITYGIGITYGIGITY December 11, 2011

Jackson Pollock

1. n. An artist whose style is characterized by his method of throwing paint at a canvas in a seemingly random manner.; 2. v. to ejaculate forcefully on the face of another.

Though I do not appreciate the formless methods he employs, Jackson Pollock is exceptionally creative in his methods.

Dude, I totally jackson pollocked jenny last night.

by Gerald McFannigan. January 27, 2009

Colin Pollock

Colin Pollock is a term for someone who will rock your fucking world in bed. He can and will do anything that will make you moan like a llama. Everything about Colin Pollock screams Best. Orgasm. Ever. It would be smart so sleep with Colin Pollock. If a Colin Pollock ever asks you to sleep with him, the proper answer would be to suck his cock without stopping when ever and where ever he says. After he has been pleasured a sufficient number of times he will return the favor. Think of it like a piggy bank for orgasms; you give him little by little, then once he's full he'll give you everything back at once!

Girl 1: Why are you walking funny?
Girl 2: I slept with Colin Pollock.
Girl 1: Ohmigosh, I'd ask how it was but I already know.
Girl 3 Chimes in: I had to lay in a body cast for three years because I slept with Colin Pollock. I wouldn't change that for the world.

by Titorio April 27, 2011