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Catson Pollock 

This masterpiece is created when a Roomba runs over a pile of poop or vomit that your cat left while you were out, and smeared it all over your floor.
"I came home from work to see a colorful Catson Pollock in my kitchen."

Curry Potluck (aka Curry Pollock) 

This is a term used for a casual get-together that aims to create an aesthetic experience through the use of fecal matter. The following are the minimum requirements:
1. There must be a minimum of five (5) females participating.
2. All participants must be capable of performing a teddy bear handstand.
3. Each female must consume a curry-based dish, and each of them must consume different dishes.
Optional: Laxatives may be added to the dishes in order to facilitate loose bowel movement, if this consequence is not a natural bodily reaction experienced by the participant.
The females are to be arranged in a circular formation, all engaged in teddy bear handstands. The room is to be draped in industrial grade paper (preferably "uncoated", for absorbancy purposes). The females will then defecate all over the room. The resultant designs on the paper known to be similar to the artistic style of Jackson Pollock (hence the alternate name). Guests are simply required to enjoy the aesthetic experience.
"I went to a Curry Potluck (aka Curry Pollock) and was fascinated by the retention of colour that some of the fecal matter had when displayed on the paper!"

Jackson Pollock 

When you shit into a girls vagina and then she squats over a canvas and sprays the shit onto the canvas, you hang it on the wall and jerk off to it.
After art class we went back to my place and enjoyed a jackson pollock, my house still stinks but my dick is raw.
Jackson Pollock by Nick St Clair September 14, 2009

Painted a Pollock 

Had a particularly loose and explosive bowel movement, splattering the toilet in the style of a Jackson Pollock painting.
I may not be especially artistic, but after all the beer last night, I sure "painted a Pollock" this morning.

Dick Pollock 

(Ass-bandit or anal biscuit.) For someone who is unsure of sexuality. Needs to come out of the closet as it is obvious to those around him/her of which way the swing.
Christ he's such Dick Pollock why can't he fucking admit he's an Ass-bandit!
Dick Pollock by soggymango June 5, 2011