(Pre Menstral Sydrome)
The time of the month when a girl has her period. She becomes bloated has stomach aches, head aches, becomes moody because her hormones go fucking crazy (remember being a teenager?), and to top it all off, bleeds uncontrollably out her vagina. This can begin as early as age eight (Nature is an unforgiving bitch) or as late as the age sixteen (Nature taugths those who got their curse in third grade) Sometimes earlier or later.
Most men often do not understand this because they have never expirenced it and often say that she is just being a bitchy cunt because she can be.
The time of the month when a girl has her period. She becomes bloated has stomach aches, head aches, becomes moody because her hormones go fucking crazy (remember being a teenager?), and to top it all off, bleeds uncontrollably out her vagina. This can begin as early as age eight (Nature is an unforgiving bitch) or as late as the age sixteen (Nature taugths those who got their curse in third grade) Sometimes earlier or later.
Most men often do not understand this because they have never expirenced it and often say that she is just being a bitchy cunt because she can be.
(btw most guys that I met that even have a small headcold are really bitchy and lash out at every one so I think that men would be way worse then women at having PMS, but maybe thats just the guys I know)
by Sparkiee February 2, 2008
Get the PMSmug. Pre-Menstrual Syndrome. An array of symptoms that comes from a hormonal upset as a woman's body prepares to either become pregnant or expel an unfertilized ovary. Can involve cramping, water retention, mood swings, spontaneous stimulation, etc.
by ke6isf July 9, 2004
Get the PMSmug. Most people believe it to mean Premenstrual Syndrome, however upon closer examination one will realize it is more closely translated as Present Menstrual Syndrome, as the symptoms carry on through the entire time a women is on her period.
Me:
I have PMS.
You:
Wait, but your period already started.
Me:
Yes, I have Present Menstrual Syndrome.
You:
Oh. Fuck that.
I have PMS.
You:
Wait, but your period already started.
Me:
Yes, I have Present Menstrual Syndrome.
You:
Oh. Fuck that.
by crzywildchick804 May 27, 2008
Get the PMSmug. by RENThead006 October 14, 2003
Get the PMSmug. by Jenny Shaw January 17, 2007
Get the PMSmug. 1. A time that is far more unpleasant for women than for men.
2. The reason the pill is such a blessing.
2. The reason the pill is such a blessing.
by _plethora_ January 24, 2008
Get the PMSmug. by Crampsarelikedyingbutonlyworse April 22, 2015
Get the PMSmug.