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pitchforks and knives

When one kicks another when down. When life is tough and you express it to someone so that someone makes it tougher.
Olivia told Mark she saw her grandpa had slit his throat when she came home, but Mark greeted her with pitchforks and knives when he called her a liar.
by sound recollection November 25, 2025
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pitchforking

To fall asleep.
To knock out.
To "hit the hay" like a farmer's pitchfork.
Guy: Dude, you wanna go party?
Dude: Naw, man, I'm pitchforking already.
by mous3 September 26, 2011
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Means to go for the ogre hunt.
Sometimes misinterpreted as courage, "to take the torches and the pitchforks" is not an act of heroism, nor bravery.
It's rather an act of desperation with the only motivation being to engage sexual activity with a very ugly individual, that would often be confused with an ogre.
Kevin: What happened to Brad at the party last night?
Martin: After 2 am he lost his standards and took the torches and the pitchforks
Kevin: damn man I would never do that (crosses his index and middle-finger behind the back)
Martin: I know! That Katia was a real Ogre!

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by Just1nSw7 August 13, 2018
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