pipeline steamer

A massive hot sticky turd that is either laid upon someone’s chest or used to insult someone’s sexual endeavors

“Yo will, I just totally dropped a pipeline steamer on jasmine”

Ryan: yo dawg I’m totally gonna hookup with this chick tonight

Steve: yeah ok, if your lucky you’ll get a pipeline steamer

by SteveDaWriter July 2, 2021

smoothie pipeline

The device used to transport a thick blended liquid into ones digestive system, particularly after a hot girl/boy/person walk ends

After indulging on the newest Lana Del Rey Album during a hot boy walk, durrskii guzzled a smoothie pipeline to quench his insatiable desire for blended beverages.

by Twerkteamcapt February 11, 2023

poopler pipeline

a series of long shaft-like tubes used for the sensual transfer of internally processed, nutritionally drained biological output between one lover to another.

Stan: hey joe you got a package today.

Joe: really!? hey its my poopler pipeline!

Stan: REALLY!!!!!! do you want to poopler!!!!!

Joe: HELL YEA MY CHALKEY!!!

by the wood1 March 31, 2011

Mexican Pipeline

Like the Alaskan Pipeline, one puts beans in a condom and freezes it. Once frozen, it is used as a dildo.

Me: Yo, I’m gonna make an Mexican Pipeline to pound my girl’s ass later.
Carlos: Sweet bro.

by ColoredWaxStick June 6, 2019

Russian Pipeline

When a male or female takes an unusally large dump which looks like a sub-marine, then freezing it, and later using it as a dildo on their partner, to let it melt slowly inside of them :(

Well my sick ass friend told me that he was going to use the Russian Pipeline one day, then cracked up laughing because it was the sickest thing ever!

by Uwanablikeme May 24, 2006

Wisconsin Pipeline

To fill a condom to the brim with cheese whiz, tie it, place it in a freezer, once frozen remove from said freezer and use as a dildo on your mate.

Hey baby, after the Packers game you wanna Wisconsin Pipeline me?

by Ion Phil January 18, 2010

Persian Pipeline

Any man of perisan decent who has a very large penis which can impact maximal damage and ultimately end up drilling for oil out of the end of the pipeline.

"Bitch i'm gonna lay the persian pipeline on your ass and cause oil prices to go down !!"

by Big "D" June 14, 2008