Pine me

Is when you shove a pine cone into your partner's anal canal and repetitively smash it with a penis till it explodes.

"Pine me, daddy, Pine me really good" or "Pine me so hard mmmmh..."

by Donny Knoxx December 1, 2020

Pine Rider

One who rides the pine. 2nd string baseball player who sits the bench.

"You suck you pine rider."
"I'm not very good at baseball, so I'm just riding the pine."

by Corey H May 28, 2003

Pines Charter

a school in Pembroke Pines, Florida that has received numerous bomb threats during the first weeks of school. this school not only provides you with nicotine fiends and drug dealers but also one of the worst football teams in the nation. A place where everyone swears they’ll leave but by the end of high school they are still there. Want unlimited drama from petty whores? Want ugly ass hispanic soccer boys that use you? Want girls that have sex for drugs? Then come on down to Pines Charter. Where you can find not only the worst parties in Broward but the whitest thots in Florida.

guy: you’re hot. What school do you go to?

girl: pines charter
guy: oh... nevermind

by PinesCharterisGay October 6, 2019

Lonely Pines

A drink consisting of Captain Morgans and Apple Juice. Named so after pirates that strayed their courses too far north, thus the only thing they had to mix with their Rum would be Apple Juice. The lonely pirates would drink this under pine trees. Hence the, Lonely Pines.

I was so messed up last night, Toots and I were drinking Lonely Pines 'till 4 am.

by Whoreton March 17, 2010

Dipper pines

A 12 year old fictional character on Gravity Falls. Most fangirls have a crush on him. He found a journal in the town of Oregon "Gravity Falls" and he has been experiencing weird stuff like zombies, gnomes vomiting rainbows, and ghosts. Dipper is mostly seen with a hat with a pine tree on it and wearing a vest. He's usually shipped with Wendy (Wendy+Dipper= WENDIP)!

"I WISH I COULD DATE DIPPER PINES! HE IS SO HOT!"

by Bronypowerfolyfe December 26, 2014

pining for the fjords

Used to describe a dead person or animal as a way of convincing somebody that the corpse is not, in fact, dead.

First used by Michael Palin in reference to a dead Norweigan Blue parrot in the famous Monty Python Sketch.

"...And when I bought it not half an hour ago, you assured me that its lack of movement was due to it being tired and shagged out after a long squawk."
"It's probably pining for the fjords."
"Pining for the fjords, what kind of talk is that?"

by Gravyboy June 13, 2004

Digger Pine

1.a tree
2.someone who wants to fuck

ex 1: Look at the Digger Pine! It's so beautiful!

ex 2: You Digger Pine!

by charbat January 6, 2008