by Old Man Peanut June 4, 2023
Get the Pickledick mug.On a leaky inflatable mattress, a woman funnels vinegar into her partner's rectum. Upon removing the funnel, a large cucumber with a string tied around it is inserted into the rectal cavity. She rides and aggressively fucks him until he is at the point of climax and then, pulling hard on the string like she's starting a lawn mower, she rips the newly pickled cucumber from his anus. She climaxes on him while they slide around the mattress in a mess of vinegar, shit, and blood.
They lie entwined as the mattress deflates, she in a state of glorious self exultation, he in agony, their putrid mess wicking into the carpet as it spills off the side of the mattress.
They lie entwined as the mattress deflates, she in a state of glorious self exultation, he in agony, their putrid mess wicking into the carpet as it spills off the side of the mattress.
Broseph: "Why didn't you guys come over last night?"
J-bone: "Madeline PickleWicked me and it hurt too much to walk after, so we stayed home and binge watched The Big Bang Theory"
J-bone: "Madeline PickleWicked me and it hurt too much to walk after, so we stayed home and binge watched The Big Bang Theory"
by Queen of the Picklewickers June 30, 2019
Get the PickleWick mug.(n) The result of years of routine masturbation due to an inability to get laid. The exact same finger placement coupled with the strength of grasp during climax causes minor divets to form over time; thereby making the shaft resemble a full gherkin in all but color.
(adj) A complete nerd suffering from the above condition. (See also incel).
(adj) A complete nerd suffering from the above condition. (See also incel).
“Dude, I need a woman in my life”.
“I hear that. How’s your pickledick treating you, btw?”
“It’s aiight. Hurts sometimes though”
“Try using some Jergens for your gherkin, man. Stop with the friggin dry rub.”
“I hear that. How’s your pickledick treating you, btw?”
“It’s aiight. Hurts sometimes though”
“Try using some Jergens for your gherkin, man. Stop with the friggin dry rub.”
by ex1l3d September 17, 2020
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Get the Pickledick mug.Look at the fucking pickledike
by eqwfsovndjiomsdv fsdoijfiosdnf May 27, 2016
Get the pickledike mug.When someone does something to sabotage a co-operative effort under the guise of innocently doing something else entirely unrelated.
Derived from S03E03 of Adult Swim cartoon Rick and Morty whence Rick turns himself into a pickle precisely to avoid a family therapy session.
Derived from S03E03 of Adult Swim cartoon Rick and Morty whence Rick turns himself into a pickle precisely to avoid a family therapy session.
"We tried to construct the new oil pipeline through Dakota, but a bunch of the locals claimed they have to carry out some sort of spurious ritual right in the path of the pipeline; we've been picklericked!"
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"We were well-prepared for the annual summer solstice ritual, but some oil company picklericked us by building an oil pipeline right through our sacred hunting grounds"
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"We were well-prepared for the annual summer solstice ritual, but some oil company picklericked us by building an oil pipeline right through our sacred hunting grounds"
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