porch pheasant

A porch pheasant is an individual of lower class who usually is associated with the trash panda. These two are both a species of trailer trash who fight over who has more children with the same baby daddy. because of their amazing ability to breed and collect from the government they are Usually the bread winner of the family. They are also known to put Mountain Dew in baby bottles and have the best drugs around.

Oh my god, I saw Jessica the other day and she has gone from trash panda to full on PORCH PHEASANT she is nasty

by Queen trashpanda June 4, 2020

Pheasant

A person so slow/dumb they don't realy get the burns you throw at them, like they don't follow in the conversation.
A slow person.

Steve: I bet you got a handful of names for your own horn mike.
Mike:... what?
Steve: You fucking pheasant Mike.

by Fafa01 April 8, 2017

Pheasant

A large bird with a long tail

1 It is a pheasant

2 Look at its tail

by Thejasvi's new words December 22, 2020

Scott Pheasant

Nickname on Capital Hill for U.S. Secretary of Treasury appointed by President Donald Von Shitsinpantz.

There goes Scott Pheasant kissing the ass of Diaper Donald again. What a disgrace!

by LaughingAloud December 18, 2025

Mexican pheasant

A black and white bird aka the magpie

Dave " hey sergio look at all those mexican pheasants in a flock!"

Sergio " you racist bastard!"

by ButcherOG July 23, 2022