PETEYS are Super hilarious and you can listen to any and all PETEYS talk about everything absurd and irrelevant for hours, they can make the saddest most grim situations seem like the funniest thing you’ve ever heard.
Not only are they amazing speakers but when they tell a story they paint such a colorfully descriptive picture for you that you feel like you’re there, living it with them.
Not only are they literally the best, most hilarious story tellers you have ever heard but they are also the most gorgeous . The curl in their bottom lip makes them not only awesome to listen too but even more awesome to watch.
If you’re lucky enough to run across a PETEY I suggest locking them in a medium to medium large rabbit hutch for they are fiercely independent and will never go willingly. You can lure and trap a Petey with any kind of candy whatsoever but don’t forget plenty of air holes for they require tons of oxygen because they never stop talking.
Not only are they amazing speakers but when they tell a story they paint such a colorfully descriptive picture for you that you feel like you’re there, living it with them.
Not only are they literally the best, most hilarious story tellers you have ever heard but they are also the most gorgeous . The curl in their bottom lip makes them not only awesome to listen too but even more awesome to watch.
If you’re lucky enough to run across a PETEY I suggest locking them in a medium to medium large rabbit hutch for they are fiercely independent and will never go willingly. You can lure and trap a Petey with any kind of candy whatsoever but don’t forget plenty of air holes for they require tons of oxygen because they never stop talking.
Him: Dang is that at petey?
Her: I don’t know all I see is black smoke, and my ears hurt and my eyes are watering from the smell of gasoline
Her: I don’t know all I see is black smoke, and my ears hurt and my eyes are watering from the smell of gasoline
by Choke me Charlie November 16, 2021
Get the Peteymug. A derivative of "it's all gone Pete Tong", if something has going Petey then it's going badly.
Other usage includes "Petey Sd" where things have gone so wrong you're going to develop post traumatic stress disorder.
Other usage includes "Petey Sd" where things have gone so wrong you're going to develop post traumatic stress disorder.
by JasonF01 October 7, 2024
Get the Peteymug. Petey the dog (or peter in formal settings) is well known as the sweetest dog known to man. The little pup loves attention more than anything else, barking when he isn't being touched that exact second in time. He spends his days with his lovely owner as a happy and well treated boy. Petey loves coming to rehearsal to watch everyone work hard (that and he gets pets every 20 seconds). Petey is known for his irresistible face and behaviors; when one passes sweet boy, he will roll on his back practically hypnotizing those around him into giving him belly rubs.
Other traits of Petey’s include...
- Dancey paws
- Loving women and children over others
- Irritating his owner during rehearsal
- Probably commiting several war crimes
- Bork bork = attention
- Tax fraud
- The cutest sneeze
- Stubby tail wiggle
Other traits of Petey’s include...
- Dancey paws
- Loving women and children over others
- Irritating his owner during rehearsal
- Probably commiting several war crimes
- Bork bork = attention
- Tax fraud
- The cutest sneeze
- Stubby tail wiggle
by a1ys.sa April 9, 2021
Get the sweet boy peteymug. by HeheScarlett December 13, 2022
Get the Peteymug. a horrible new sexual act able to be performed only by skinny mexican gays from san diego ca. involving rough anal penetrations with mexican snacks, like chili lollipops or spicy peanuts tied together with a string and then inserted rectally. Very disgusting, but apparently trendy in the La Mesa area.
by samdaman November 22, 2004
Get the Petey Caromug. a code name for people you hate who happen to have dicks. originated from two sisters talking in a pool about said hated person and called him PD which ended up sounding like the name, “petey”.
PD stood for pencil dick. The code name stand for pencil dick and you don’t get in trouble for it if you do it in front of your high school english teacher!
PD stood for pencil dick. The code name stand for pencil dick and you don’t get in trouble for it if you do it in front of your high school english teacher!
by highbythe505 October 15, 2021
Get the peteymug. by Hazmat1121 August 15, 2025
Get the Peteymug.