Pauling it

When someone is rubbing there bald or buzzed head while jerking off

“oh i’m Pauling it right now”

by WillyBilly225 July 28, 2025

Palingula

Dialectic term for genitals, seen regionally in Monterrey, Mexico and Salisbury, MD, USA

No me toques mi palingula!
Don’t touch my palingula!

Me pica la palingula!
My palingula itches!

by Dr. Diesel PhD September 21, 2025

'Paling

The act of inserting needles or other thin sharp objects, into ones urethra through the shaft of the penis, causing additional holes to be added to the urethra for ejaculate or urine to be excreted out of.

Short form of "impaling"

Last night I was 'paling for the first time and now it burns to piss.

by NYS Department of Finance January 17, 2026

Logan Pauling

a legitimate 304 who wants or expects wife treatment

She is Logan Pauling if she wants that from me.

by Pharoah_Toro September 5, 2023

Give him a good paling

To beat somebody up

Bob: That bloke just tried to on with my missus
Steve: Give him a good paling for it

by BlackCountryMon August 17, 2019

St. Pauling it

Being single, being detached from the relationship sphere. Flying solo, not getting any. Comes from St. Paul, a prominent theologian and opponent of sexual relations.

Friend 1:Hey, brah, how come you ain't got no hoes?

Friend 2:Nah, I'm St. Pauling it tonight.

or

Friend 1:Girl, you ain't had a man in months, what up?

Friend 2:St. Pauling it.

by Mister Funktastic October 18, 2007