covered patio

The abundance of fat which covers obese people's genitalia by either protruding a great distance from their body, or by hanging over their private areas.

"That man's covered patio is completely enveloping his dick"

by $$$~~~mizz_preshus~~~$$$ May 17, 2010

Patio doors

Vagina

To get to her garden, i opened her patio doors

by Cumdropper March 9, 2016

Patio

Someone that is so swag that majority of the population can’t handle it. Someone that causes the girls to go crazy and the boys crazier.

Patio shit on the floor

by Illinois hate August 29, 2021

Boss patio

A means of disposing of dead bodies, by burying them under an over specified patio.

You need to Boss patio that bitch!

by Discopants July 14, 2022

Patio Shoes

when your normal shoes are so fucked up you need to wear different shoes to go on the patio

wau my patio shoes are pretty old i better replace them

by patio_shoes March 14, 2016