An isolated patch of hair found anywhere on the body. Most common areas include the hands, back, chest, and pubic area on an unkept person.
Check out the beast patches on Jim's hands. Those make him look like a werewolf.
Check out the beast patch on that broad's vagina. I'll bet that smells like godzilla's breath. Bitch needs a shave!
Check out the beast patch on that broad's vagina. I'll bet that smells like godzilla's breath. Bitch needs a shave!
by sciflyer.25 September 15, 2010
Get the beast patchmug. by man bald August 20, 2020
Get the Diesel Patchesmug. Person A: Guys, I think we've had a lot to drink.
Person B: nah man....you've just hit your sober patch.
Person B: nah man....you've just hit your sober patch.
by nycanuck April 16, 2013
Get the sober patchmug. Anus areola that is exposed when a woman wears a thong and bends over. In other words, the darker colored skin around the bung that a woman might reveal while wearing a g-string.
Slightly different from an alternate definition that refers to the triangle patch of fabric or whale tail near the top of the thong, this varient is specific to exposed penumbra of flesh around the butthole which combined with buttfloss looks like an Eyepatch a pirate might wear.
Slightly different from an alternate definition that refers to the triangle patch of fabric or whale tail near the top of the thong, this varient is specific to exposed penumbra of flesh around the butthole which combined with buttfloss looks like an Eyepatch a pirate might wear.
After buying a tiny thong bikini, Jane also paid for a Bleached Asshole so she wasn't showing pirate patch every time she bent over to pick up her tanning lotion at the beach.
by BFinlayson December 9, 2012
Get the Pirate Patchmug. by discofox May 28, 2020
Get the Diesel Patchesmug. by TheLegendofB April 16, 2015
Get the Apple Patchmug. The place you secretly really want to be, even though the person sending you there thinks it's a punishment.
Mom: go to your room!
Son: what, where my phone is? And my computer? And my Xbox? Oh dear, don't throw me into the briar patch.
Son: what, where my phone is? And my computer? And my Xbox? Oh dear, don't throw me into the briar patch.
by Leroy Finnegan June 1, 2018
Get the Briar Patchmug.