getting the best parking spot, usually located directly in front of the doors of the desired destination
by dun worry February 11, 2008
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Tim: Man, there's no spaces left, but I really want to run in and get a sandwich!
Joe: So, turn on your emergency lights and do some hazard parking in front of the store! I'm hungry!
Joe: So, turn on your emergency lights and do some hazard parking in front of the store! I'm hungry!
by Dizzy Louie March 24, 2012
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the lowest of the low on the skank rating scale. usually reseved to the attention starved stripper type with low self esteem that's trying to get on every cock she sees not belonging to the disillusioned loser who thinks he's actually dating her and actually thinks he is her boyfriend.
Man who the fuck does that girl think she is walking around like she's all that!!?!? Meanwhile everyone knows she's nothing more than a blowjob in a parking lot!
by O.G. Junior Mint May 30, 2008
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Since I got to work at 7, I got Rock Star parking.
I really lucked out at the mall today, and got Rock Star Parking.
I really lucked out at the mall today, and got Rock Star Parking.
by onefaller September 13, 2005
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Guy1: why is that car parked in the middle of the road?
Guy2: its not, they are just Courtney parking.
Guy2: its not, they are just Courtney parking.
by adoce June 12, 2013
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Typical Profile: Short, greasy hair, mustache, metro-sexual or full-time gay. Acts tough on duty, but a 6pm, packs up his balls, and quickly returns to his Mom's house where he finds his very own "Safety Haven" in the basement.
Typical Profile: Short, greasy hair, mustache, metro-sexual or full-time gay. Acts tough on duty, but a 6pm, packs up his balls, and quickly returns to his Mom's house where he finds his very own "Safety Haven" in the basement.
Damn it ! ! ! That faggot-ass Parking Nazi, jacked-off on my windshield again. That the 3rd time this month ! ! !
by White Compton November 7, 2012
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