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Paranoid Park

Notorious street park in Portland OR frequented by homeless kids and drug dealers. In the film of the same name the burnside skatepark was renamed Paranoid Park for artistic purposes.
Let's go buy drugs at paranoid park.
by boyfriend2.0 April 27, 2010
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.paramnesia

Tord's real canon wife and gf, also a super sexy and talented tiktok user 😁😁
Dude 1: u know .paramnesia?
Dude 2: no u shithead 😑
by Mlp.fanlolol September 1, 2021
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Plan the parade

An expression used in sports when a team makes positive trades or acquires players which make the team a championship contender. The parade in reference refers to the Stanley Cup parade through Toronto that was planned after the Toronto Maple Leafs of the NHL acquired star forward Phil Kessel.

The phrase is often used sarcastically.
"Leafs have clinched a playoff spot!"
"Don't plan the parade yet"
by Fixing May 5, 2017
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Parannoying

Someone who is overly paranoid to the point of totally irritating everyone around them can be described as parannoying.
Can't Dave talk about anything other than how the Illuminati runs the planet. He is so parannoying.
by Mister Pike December 20, 2010
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STD Paranoia

After having sex with someone for the first time, the inevitable thought that you may possibly have just received some strange STD, even if safe sex was practiced.

STD Paranoia can also lead to the misinterpretation of something harmless as symptoms of an STD.
John: "Remember that girl i told you I hooked up with about a week ago? I think she gave me an STD, I have this patch of red skin on my dick!"
Craig: "Sounds like a classic case of STD Paranoia bro, don't worry, it happens to everyone. Just put some moisturizer on that shit and you're golden."
by 132299 April 16, 2009
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fart parade

a "parade" of farts. must consist of at least 6 or more farts.
you're sitting at the table and you fart consistently 6 or more times and you say "that was a nice fart parade." kind of like a pfft toot pfft pffft toot toot
by Lax mom to 3 February 24, 2009
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paranoid fantasy

The act of reading multiple dark motives into other peoples actions without verification.

Feeling socially and emotionally insecure to point of deciding the world is against you.

Thinking like a victim whilst displaying extreme, irrational distrust of others.
Cindy didn't invite me to her party and I went into a paranoid fantasy until I realised she HAD emailed me an invite and it was caught in my inbox junk folder....phew!
by Zeddie August 1, 2009
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