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The passive aggressive girly guy that likes to bang on the table, fidget violently in his chair and blink excessively as a means to avoid maintaining respectful eye contact with people he's speaking to, who also shuts down completely with direct confrontation. Usually accompanied by a false gold chain
Oh my goodness that guy kept hitting the table and violently fidgeting every time somebody disagreed with him

Did You ask him what his problem was?

Yeah he just got all quiet

Wow! What a Pansy!
Pansy by Siksonova July 16, 2022
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She is annoying, and thinks she knows everything, when in reality, a class of 7th graders are smarter than her. She should be on her death bed writing her will instead of accusing literal children of doing stuff they didn't. Honestly I don't even know why she's a teacher. God save her soul.
Person: "You know that teacher Pansy ****** ???"
Person2: "Yeah, she's an idiot!"
Pansy by asdfghjui87ytresz April 28, 2023

pansy-core 

Someone who is ridiculously scared of something, particularly a guy who acts like a little girl when frightened; also know as being a hardcore pansy.
John-"Dude stop being so pansy-core
it’s just a little snake."

Frank-"But it has TEETH!"
pansy-core by chrislp69 April 1, 2009

Pansy Slam

Putting an ecstasy pill on one's penis, then sodomizing another person.

HISTORY:
First performed by Panzar Szlamphen, a DJ known as the Finnish Phenom. When it was discovored that inserting an ecstacy pill in one's anus yielded heightened effects, Panzer experimented with various methods of insertion. Pansy Slamming was his favorite.
Pansy Slam me Brutus! Pansy Slam me!
Pansy Slam by Panzar July 22, 2010

Pansy Parkinson 

A Slytherin girl in JK Rowling's Harry Potter series. She is often seen with Draco Malfoy and his cronies and attended the Yule Ball with him. She and Draco were chosen as Slytherin Prefects in their 5th year and were part of the Inquisitorial Squad. She seems to be involved with Draco Malfoy, and we can guess he is her love interest by default (or vice versa), but JKR has not been rather explicit about it. Draco/Pansy, however, is one of the most believable canon couples in the Harry Potter series.
Malfoy was in front; he was wearing dress robes of black velvet with a high collar, which in Harry's opinion made him look like a vicar. Pansy Parkinson in very frilly robes of pale pink was clutching Malfoy's arm.
Pansy Parkinson by Roanne September 14, 2008

Pansy Division 

A "Queecore" punk rock/pop band. They're really great and their songs are both brave and hilarious.
Instead of preaching to people about gay rights,they make you laugh so hard you'll support anything they say.
Check out Bunnies,Smells Like Queer Spirit or Bill And Teds Homosexual Adventure.
PunkDude:"Pansy Division are my heroes!"
Jock:"What? Ewww but they're fags!"
PunkDude:"FUCK YOU!"
~Everyone proceeds to beat the jocks' ignorant ass into next week~
And that is the power of Pansy Division.
Amen.
Pansy Division by bandanasarerad October 30, 2006