BUDTENDER- For the same price you can get a regular pound of generic dirt weed and yes that is the name.of the stran for $1,000 or. Pandemic.pound of The Ghost of Leroy .
Patron - You would think since im already having.to pay corona tax on this ish it could at least weigh straight.
Silent stare
Ill take TGOL please. At least our State deemed this a living essential. So I guess its worth the pandemic pound🤷 ♀️
Patron - You would think since im already having.to pay corona tax on this ish it could at least weigh straight.
Silent stare
Ill take TGOL please. At least our State deemed this a living essential. So I guess its worth the pandemic pound🤷 ♀️
by Im 5280 Tiny April 3, 2020
Get the pandemic poundmug. 
by Jwhwhbwneiene June 3, 2020
Get the Pandemic paradisemug. when you been quarantined for too long w/ no action and yo walls are tighter than the 2016 elections
by kevinabstraact April 17, 2020
Get the Pandemic Pussymug. Pandemic Rules are like Airport Rules, except everywhere is assumed to be an Airport.
Airport Rules state the any time is a good time to do anything and normal conventions are put aside.
i.e. Beer at 7am. Shots at 10am. Breakfast at midnight. Sleeping during the day. etc.
Airport Rules extend to when one is in Transit. Therefore we could consider Pandemic Rules to be Airport Rules where we are in an on going state of Transit.
Airport Rules state the any time is a good time to do anything and normal conventions are put aside.
i.e. Beer at 7am. Shots at 10am. Breakfast at midnight. Sleeping during the day. etc.
Airport Rules extend to when one is in Transit. Therefore we could consider Pandemic Rules to be Airport Rules where we are in an on going state of Transit.
During a Pandemic...
A: When is cocktail hour?
B: Pandemic Rules!
A: Then it is cocktail hour!
B: It's always cocktail hour during the pandemic.
A: When is cocktail hour?
B: Pandemic Rules!
A: Then it is cocktail hour!
B: It's always cocktail hour during the pandemic.
by Salty Albatross April 11, 2020
Get the pandemic rulesmug. A freebie, loosening of restrictions, or situational benefit arising from a widespread disease crisis.
E.g. premium features on a free plan, reduced law enforcement of minor infractions, telecommuting.
E.g. premium features on a free plan, reduced law enforcement of minor infractions, telecommuting.
by PutTheGovernmentInYourToaster April 9, 2020
Get the pandemic perkmug. When a thirst trap occurs/is sent during during a pandemic and you're willing to risk it to get the biscuit.
by Reeru March 19, 2020
Get the Pandemic Trapmug.