pandemic pound

When the weight of marijuana goes down and the price goes up.

BUDTENDER- For the same price you can get a regular pound of generic dirt weed and yes that is the name.of the stran for $1,000 or. Pandemic.pound of The Ghost of Leroy .

Patron - You would think since im already having.to pay corona tax on this ish it could at least weigh straight.

Silent stare

Ill take TGOL please. At least our State deemed this a living essential. So I guess its worth the pandemic pound🤷 ♀️

by Im 5280 Tiny April 3, 2020

Pandemic paradise

Pandemic paradise is a fanily frendly mine cwaft swerver and it’s cool

Pandemic paradise is not gae

by Jwhwhbwneiene June 3, 2020

Global Pandemic

Krish’s Family

GLOBAL PANDEMIC

by Gringooooooooooooooooooo September 16, 2020

Pandemic Pussy

when you been quarantined for too long w/ no action and yo walls are tighter than the 2016 elections

A: omg my i got that gorilla grip coochie now

B: gurl you got that pandemic pussy?!!?

by kevinabstraact April 17, 2020

Pandemic Proposal

Proposing marriage to your partner during a pandemic - often out of haste, panic or heightened emotions.

"Did you hear Damian and Giannina are engaged?"
"Total pandemic proposal"

by Cactusneedlesprinkles March 24, 2020

pandemic perk

A freebie, loosening of restrictions, or situational benefit arising from a widespread disease crisis.

E.g. premium features on a free plan, reduced law enforcement of minor infractions, telecommuting.

Your service was upgraded too? Probably a pandemic perk.

by PutTheGovernmentInYourToaster April 9, 2020

Pandemic Trap

When a thirst trap occurs/is sent during during a pandemic and you're willing to risk it to get the biscuit.

Mike's crush sent him a pandemic Trap, so I guess we won't see him for 14 days or his funeral

by Reeru March 19, 2020