pad miss

In a dance game, (DDR, In The Groove, Pump It Up) it's when a bad pad causes you to miss a step and not the player. Usually happens on older machines or badly-managed machines.

"This DDR machine sucks. I got a bunch of pad misses."

by Phillip F. August 23, 2005

Pad Girl

A woman (usually older) who prefers an old school Maxi Pad to the more contemporary Tampon.

Kerry: I don't know if I'm ready to have someone with Tampons in the oval office.

Teo: Nah, I think Hillary is more of a Pad Girl.

by MartynKendall May 28, 2009

pad shooter

Shooting someone when they spawn in during the game of Quake II.

Malice shot G-spot off the pad. Malice is a dirty pad shooter.

G-spot gets shot off the pad, because others are pad shooters.

Lobber is the worst Pad Shooter of them all.

FNG creates the most Pad Shooters by not getting off the pad fast enough

by FuYA February 16, 2007

pad experience

The realization, then the confusion, upon stumbling across an unexpected relative (Aunt Flow). College students across the nation came up with this word in order to easilly describe a messy situation. Usually involves parties and alcohol.

I had a pad experience last night.

by Raoul Hazard February 27, 2005

Pad Thaiarrhea

1. A bowel conditioning resulting from eating poorly prepared Pad Thai.

2. A dish to be served to someone you dislike. Here is the recipe:

Ingredients:
Pad Thai

Directions:
Eat Pad Thai.
Marinate in stomach for two hours.
Mix in small intestine for six hours.
Bake in large intestine for two hours at 98.6 degrees.
Form into small loafs with colon (consistency will vary).
Serve on best china.

Voila!

This dish is sometimes called "Thai Surprise."

Number Of Servings: Will vary.

Preparation Time: Will vary depending on personal issues.

That is the last time I ever eat at THAT restaurant! Their noodles gave me Pad Thaiarrhea for three days.

After my former landlord refused to return my deposit, I whipped him up a steaming plate of Pad Thaiarrhea and left it on his doorstep in a Chinese takeout box.

by Rogan January 7, 2007

Pad foot

Bare foot

She is pad foot and pregnant

by MWC September 9, 2015

pad the wad

To eat something before drinking alcohol, in an attempt to keep from getting too drunk and/or sick.

We can go to Tim's birthday party as soon as I pad the wad. I'm not going to a kegger on an empty stomach.

by Scott Friday December 18, 2008