Gold Packets

Hey I have gold packets.....you wanna Fuck Me???
by jdoooggg12333 October 08, 2009
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Packet-slut

A person who is willing to partake in trading sexual favours for some mind altering substances.
Everyone knows he’s only getting laid because that girl he is seeing is a major packet-slut feening for her next hit of meth!
by Coastalkiwi June 20, 2018
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ketchup packet

The act of wearing a condom and having sex with a woman who is on her peirod, then taking the condom off and making her squeez the menstral blood in to her mouth, as if drinking ketchup form a packet.
Ashley was on her rag and was very horny, and the only way paul would fuck her is if she agreed to take a ketchup packet afterwords.
by Druskeet November 09, 2007
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packeted meal

A packeted meal simply consists of pre cooked microwaveable meal varying from a turkey dinner to duck a l'orange. This meal is in a plastic recyclable meal tray that usually divided into several sections. These meals do not take much effort to cook other than piercing the film layering.
I ordered 7 packeted meals tonight, they should keep me satisfied for the next day.
by Calile berry January 10, 2017
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ketchup packet

Widely believed to have been invented by Sir Isaac Newton after a detailed study of male sexual arousal, the ketchup packet involves the caressing twist of a man's testicles until they burst. Often, the scene can resemble a McDonald's after a five year old threw a ketchup packet against the wall. A 2005 survey estimated that over 9000 American males have had their testicles surgically reattached so that they could once again experience the joy of a ketchup packet.
"Hey Jimbo, this hamburger needs a little of your personal flavor. How about we bust a ketchup packet?"
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jello packet

1. Unit of paste contained in a Sheath.
2. (sailor definition) Kunt.
3. The canal within which to disperse thine Throat Dog.
4. Please don;t mention the bloody machete wound
5. Elite forms of females that continue to drip like conveyor belts until dawn.
6. Any one who has actually fucked a jello cup (i.e store bought gelatin) please visit a porno site immediately.
"Dude, that bitches jello packet tasted like gardetto's snacks!"

"Holy shit I totally saw Britney Spears bloated jello packet on TV yesterday!"

"I hope Bill Clinton didn't actually PLOUGH Hillarys rusted Jello Packet!!@!!!"

"Thars a lass with a bonnie jello packet if'n i've ever seen un!" (irish proverb)

" Marmetlata! CE bene MICIO! IO MANGO MICIO!

" Dude, you totally emerged from yo mamma's jello packet!"
by Bob C. Dawg April 12, 2008
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Hallsta Packet

It's when you shit in the vergina then cream pie her.
I orderd her a Hallsta packet.
by Someone else than someone July 19, 2019
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