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The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20-meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. beep A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
How it is:
The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test designed to torture children and make them want to die. It progressively gets more shitty as it continues. The 20-meter death test will begin in 30 secs. It will have you gasping for breath while your P.E. teacher yells at you to "KEEP MOVING" and you want to tell him to STFU. Line up at the start. The running speed starts fine I guess you could say but gets faster and makes you feel more suicidal each minute after you hear this signal. beep A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line, and run even when you want to fucking faint and never walk again. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over and you will thank god for giving you mercy. The test will begin on the dreaded word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20-meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. beep A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
How it is:
The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test designed to torture children and make them want to die. It progressively gets more shitty as it continues. The 20-meter death test will begin in 30 secs. It will have you gasping for breath while your P.E. teacher yells at you to "KEEP MOVING" and you want to tell him to STFU. Line up at the start. The running speed starts fine I guess you could say but gets faster and makes you feel more suicidal each minute after you hear this signal. beep A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line, and run even when you want to fucking faint and never walk again. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over and you will thank god for giving you mercy. The test will begin on the dreaded word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
* poor student 1 dragging on the floor herself through the hall because she can't even bear to walk.*
Poor student 1: *moans in pain*
Her athletic best friend: Come on you can get there.
Poor student 1: * says in very tired voice* Can't you see I'm trying.
*two Athletic students carrying poor student 2 to the nurse's office because he fainted in the middle of the test and will probably only get an ice pack*
Her Athletic Friend: Poor kid
Poor student number 1: I am not surprised. This is what the Fitness Gram Pacer test does to children.
Poor student 1: *moans in pain*
Her athletic best friend: Come on you can get there.
Poor student 1: * says in very tired voice* Can't you see I'm trying.
*two Athletic students carrying poor student 2 to the nurse's office because he fainted in the middle of the test and will probably only get an ice pack*
Her Athletic Friend: Poor kid
Poor student number 1: I am not surprised. This is what the Fitness Gram Pacer test does to children.
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