Putinha

Portuguese word reffering to small bitch. DO NOT USE THE WORD PUTA OR THIS WORD IN PORTUGAL OF TO A PORTUGUESE LERSON OR WOMAN, ESPECIALLY A WOMEN!

Pronounced: PUT-ING-YA

hooker puta bitch whore putinha

by MinhaPutinha101 June 4, 2016

putinbot

An internet poster or a troll on web forums or comments sections of mainly news websites, which pushes a pro-Putin or pro-Russian line. From the surname of the Russian president and a bot.

“Don’t post something there, it is full of putinbots.”

by 8510pm May 12, 2015

putinism

A lie, so bold in nature and so obvious, it defies logic as to why it was told. A lie so huge and so transparent, not only does the one being told know it is a lie, but the liar knows it. And the person being told the lie knows the liar knows he/she knows and so on ad infinum. Based on the name Vladimir Putin, prime minister of Russia, in regards to his ability to purposely misspeak.

Tom: Joe, are you gay?
Joe: No, I'm not gay.
Tom: Dude, you're 35 years old, never had a girlfriend and last night I saw you French kissing a guy at the theater. You're gay.
Joe: Dude, I am NOT gay!
Tom: You're sucking my dick, dude. You're GAY.
Joe: Am not.
Tom: You're just one big putinism, aren't you?

by Jonny Habenero October 16, 2008

Putting a hat on a hat

An unnecessary addition to something that was previously working without it--like putting a hat on top of another hat. In comedy, this is used when placing two funny things too close to each other so that they distract from each other.

Bob told a joke on top of another joke. I warned him he was putting a hat on a hat.

by A1988 October 19, 2020

Puthinator

A person who is in love with Charlie Puth! They work their asses off to put him in the top charts! They are someone who supports in all of his nasty relationships and they always put a smile on his face!

**someone makes fun of Charlie Puth**
Ohh you run cause the puthinators will kill you.

by Puthlover23 April 22, 2018

putting a deposit down on some fine china

expression used to refer to a bowel movement. The china being the porcelain toilet.

Nobody could find Steve, it turns out he was in the bathroom putting a deposit down on some fine china

by Libraryguy March 23, 2011

putting the pussy on the chain wax

1930’s, rural US. There was an explosion of infrastructure projects but a lack of workers willing to work in unpredictable weather. Townships impressed convicts onto work gangs, transported and/or forced to do the labor while attached by heavy iron chains. Because of the possibility of sudden, downpours throughout the year, the chains had to be treated with a carnauba extract that sealed the metal against rust and ensured some measure of movement for those tethered together.
This additional weight coupled with the nature of the work made this option unsuitable for some criminals. These men were seen as lesser— cowards or failures, not given the opportunity to leave prison grounds, required to stay in the building and apply the waxy film to the chains. Additionally, those who, during the course of the frequent violent confrontations with others, were injured sufficiently and could not work were also required to stay with the “pussywillows” (a reference to the frail flora which grew in areas serviced by these groups). The idiom developed as a badge of honor, for those who beat others into being removed from the chained gang of workers and stuck with lesser men, rubbing the wax on chains for use in future work assignments. Getting someone placed on the chain-waxing detail was a show of strength for the victor and a mark of inferiority for the loser of any fight, thus ‘putting the pussy on the chain-wax’ became a popular refrain among those bragging of any equivalent conquest

I thought I was about to get the beat down, but I ended up putting the pussy on the chain wax.

Fool beat me at croquet? Never! I put that pussy on the CHAIN WAX.

by rosends November 26, 2020