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by Shopoholicxxx May 17, 2023

outback steakhouse

An "Australian"-style "steak house" which is horribly overpriced. When you enter, they're usually packed, so you'll have to wait 1 hour until somebody leaves and frees up a table, all the while starving to death. Once you actually manage to reserve a table, don't be surprised to find that the restaurant's staff have forgotten to clean it. Next, you'll have to wait another 15 minutes until a waiter/waitress can attend to you. The Outback Steakhouse sports a large, varied menu, including disgusting, dry or undercooked steaks, various beverages (aka alcohol), skimpy salads, expensive desserts and other foods which aren't Australian. There are also sides of cheesy fries which are admittedly pretty good. After taking your order, you'll have to wait another 40 minutes for your order to arrive, whether it be salad or a steak, because the workers are lazy and don't give a crap as long as you leave them a tip. Once your order arrives, enjoy it, yada yada yada. Fortunately, if you get food stuck between your teeth, there is a toothpick dispenser near the door (which will most likely be empty). That's the Outback Steakhouse in a nutshell.

Too lazy to cook yourself? Come to the Outback Steakhouse and buy our $100 steaks!

by rfrsiopgjdog February 8, 2015

outbest

to do better than someone, specifically for the purpose of self gratification, but ultimately for others to acknowledge publicly.

He knew he had to outbest Timothy, especially since everybody gave him such high praise for everything he did.

by edco_1 June 28, 2018

Larsen Outboard

A variation on the classic motorboat technique (see below) normally applied to breasts, the Larsen Outboard is instead applied to butt cheeks.

Motorboat: The act of pushing one's face in between two ample breasts, and rocking one's head side to side very rapidly while making a vigorous, lip-vibrating "brrr" sound.

Moosy (Larsen) asked Steady to cook him a cheeseburger.

Steady replied, "Sure, right after you finish motorboating my butt cheeks."

A loyal friend and hungry for a cheeseburger, Moosy obliged him with a Larsen Outboard.

by zhakespeare March 14, 2010

outback

The flab that hangs out over the backside of a person's pants--similar to a "muffin top" but referring specifically to the back area. This phenomenon often occurs when a heavier person wears pants that are too tight, particularly evident when some heavier females wear low-rise jeans with revealing mid drift t-shirts or tops.

1. "Dude, that girl's face is cute, but she's got an outback."
2. "I was trying on some of my old pants the other day and I caught a look of myself from the rear in the mirror...and I had an outback!"

by AceAudi February 21, 2008

The Outboards

a place where, for the most part, you don't have to put up with obnoxious whining from people who can't accept that they're not the best. only those who act ridiculously stupid or complain too much aren't tolerated there, as opposed to other sites where you get banned for having an opinion. if some of the whiners can't accept that, tough luck. shut up and take it like the rest of the real world.

where? it was named after something on the outboards.

by aero February 24, 2004

outback steakhouse

an overpriced restaurant where the managers require the servers to wait several minutes to ring in your entre' order so you have "time" in between course, thus leading to ridiculously long wait times, before and after you're seated. Not only that, but the servers don't wash their hands.

Friend: Why did you quit Outback Steakhouse?
Me: because that restaurant and their practices are disgusting and I find it's morally wrong to continue to serve people food from that establishment.

by an ex-employee February 7, 2010