Orlando

Sarah:OMG have you heard about orlando?
he has the biggest dick I have ever seen!

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Someone who has to go to work, comes home and has to cook dinner and do the laundry, pays all the bills, and has a baby dick.

Damn my girl tried telling me to make dinner but I told her “I’m not Orlando”

Orlando by Chilidog06 January 4, 2023

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Orlando's chin stabs me from ten metres away. His chin is fucking huge.

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A fat stubby built guy who swears that he pulls hoes but in reality he is a diabetic bastard

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Is short, hot and prints my ass

Orlando did my dad

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orlando bloom

an actor who has often become distracted by moles and various shiny objects.

"It was a really great role and ... OH LOOK AT THAT MOLE!"

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That actor who wants to be Johnny Depp really bad but he can't.

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