one-handed drum solo

Masturbation

"That old guy was at the bus stop doing a one-handed drum solo!"

by NetworkDr June 14, 2016

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Tahiti One Handed Deluxe

You take one hand and dip it completely in hot sauce. Start thrusting this into his/her anus. After the anus is wide open pour an entire bottle of ketchup and hot sauce into it. Make him/her excrete this onto a taco then make him/her eat that taco.

That tahiti one handed deluxe was great, but at the end the taco was not very enjoyable.

by "Big" Charlie April 3, 2007

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One handed selfie slap

Masturbating to images or videos on your phone with your other hand on your genitals or whatever pleasures you.

Good night, I'm giving myself the One handed selfie slap for the night.

by GGs no re 97 December 31, 2019

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one handed parking job

a hand job with a clever name so that unsuspecting bystanders are unaware of it's true meaning :-P

"Yea, I did a one handed parking job yesterday and Max was pretty impressed!"

by Maria deann December 27, 2007

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one handed muppet strangler

Jerking off wildly with a tubesock (preferably with the stripes at the top) on your wiener.

I gave myself the one handed muppet strangler this morning.

by the californiamerican June 27, 2008

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Too Much Rock for One Hand

A gesture made by clenching both fists, extending the left and right pinky together simultaneously, and placing the fists side-by-side, resulting in an exaggerated form of the traditional "horn hand"/rock hand signal. Often done to convey a sense of irony.

"Duuuude! That Darkness album is frickkin' sweet... it was TOO MUCH ROCK FOR ONE HAND!"

by campfirewood October 4, 2004

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