Don't Put Mud on My Crystal

Saying: similar meaning to "don't rain on my parade"

My brother told me that Santa is not real. "Don't put mud on my crystal!" I said.

by CuriousGeorgette7000 September 12, 2019

Don't Buy Bananas on Trash Day

If you buy bananas on trash day, all the fruit flies will find their way into your home because of people's trash bins being moved about. Much like "Don't tempt fate", this is a phrase used to call someone out for their own foolish mistakes, or to warn them that if something can go wrong, it likely will go wrong.

Bride: "Awe man! I spilled catsup on my wedding gown!"
Mother-in-Law To Be: "Well, that's why you don't buy bananas on trash day."

by anonymous April 27, 2022

don't lie on my name

Just means don't talk shit behind my back. If you do you're a pussy.

Don't lie on my name or you'll get jumped walahi.

by Top dawg February 12, 2018

if she says she went on a business trip don't believe her

Yes don't believe her, especially if her name is Stacy. If she seems to be a little too happy after her 3 day "business trip" while blubbering away nonsense when you ask her about details that might be a red flag.

Jane, why is my girl so happy after her business trip, do girls love working hard that much? Well if the "business trip" gave

her the right kind of hard work then yes, some girls enjoy it. ;-(

So again if she says she went on a business trip don't believe her unless she feels miserable afterwards and talks about her awful business trip.

by MrSuccessful August 4, 2019

don't sow salt on wounds

Don't hurt a person feeling with talking about sensitive matters

Moshiko: Yossi, I saw your axe kissing and ... with that nerd, what's his name?

Yossi: fuck you Moshiko, why are you sowing salt on my wounds?

by Yaron7 May 2, 2005

Don't Shit On My Crown

1. The act of putting down someones idea.
2. see. raining on someones parade.

Franklin: What if the Stratosphere adversely impacted the sukchosephere?
Rodney: Fuck You're stupid.
Franklin: Don't Shit On My Crown

by Crissarnius June 24, 2008

don't whiz on the electric fence!

an extremely fun and educational board game played by stimpy and ren's cousin, sven.

ren: i'm gonna hit ya, and punch ya..
stimpy+sven: noooo!!
ren: ohhh yes.. but first, i gotta take a whiz!
(ren unzips his fly and proceeds to urinate on said board game, shocking the shit out of himself)
catchy advertisement jingle: *don't whiz on the electric fence!*

by timpacalypse February 21, 2009