by Chris Bartlett October 2, 2005
Get the oily ragmug. by bigoilymenlover November 15, 2022
Get the big oily menmug. The soul consuming depression that crushes you from within when the hangover, that you thought you had avoided, ignites an emotional cess pit between in your brain.
Usually on a Sunday evening after you've satisfied your urges for cheese and sex, and when you realize you have to go to work tomorrow and spend the day staring at a screen and dealing with absolute cunts.
Appropriately used to describe any booze induced depression, but most correctly used after a night on the gin. The high level of oil will render your dehydrated tears powerful enough to lubricate an engine.
Often used to sustain those who are currently on a real peak, while you wallow alone in the darkness of your mind.
Usually on a Sunday evening after you've satisfied your urges for cheese and sex, and when you realize you have to go to work tomorrow and spend the day staring at a screen and dealing with absolute cunts.
Appropriately used to describe any booze induced depression, but most correctly used after a night on the gin. The high level of oil will render your dehydrated tears powerful enough to lubricate an engine.
Often used to sustain those who are currently on a real peak, while you wallow alone in the darkness of your mind.
Charlie: "Please, help.... me...."
Barry: "Oily gin tears?"
Charlie: "Just kill me now..."
Ali: "He's been smuckdown with the oily gin tears."
Barry: "I don't give a fuck, his oily gin tears sustain me."
"As oily gin tears tumbled down his harrowed face, the black ink in his brain began to boil."
Barry: "Oily gin tears?"
Charlie: "Just kill me now..."
Ali: "He's been smuckdown with the oily gin tears."
Barry: "I don't give a fuck, his oily gin tears sustain me."
"As oily gin tears tumbled down his harrowed face, the black ink in his brain began to boil."
by heffer2k02 January 11, 2009
Get the oily gin tearsmug. 
by anonymous November 28, 2022
Get the small oily menmug. An oily Middle eastern man. Usually an Persian maybe even a bit of italian in there. That likes to bend down over tables in media arts, and flash his "pecks" to the girls he is creating a conversation with. But really they look like upside down mountains with hairs growing out of the top.
And has a very oily face to touch, with large pours. (blackheads) With a huge nose. Last name is usually Omar.
And has a very oily face to touch, with large pours. (blackheads) With a huge nose. Last name is usually Omar.
Girl: Awweh Akhmad! Come here, your skin looks kissed by the mammies of the sun!
Oily Arab: Okaaaay habibi *Trots over*
Girl: *feels face*
Oily Arab: *walks away*
Girl: *says to other friend* DAAAYMN... O_O That boys got some oily ass skin!!!
Friend: Must be an oily Arab!
Oily Arab: Okaaaay habibi *Trots over*
Girl: *feels face*
Oily Arab: *walks away*
Girl: *says to other friend* DAAAYMN... O_O That boys got some oily ass skin!!!
Friend: Must be an oily Arab!
by Stinky Swede. March 24, 2011
Get the Oily Arabmug. Your casual history teacher who loves playing Fortnite and hanging with his other oily bros. They are super hot and save a sexy bod.
by Yournotfunny69 May 12, 2023
Get the big black oily menmug.