October 29

National tell your sibling how much you h-love them and tell them there adopted :) because your evil

You:Sibling your adopted
Sibling:.....!
You: it’s October 29

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Get the October 29 mug.

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October 29 is the day that you will be in a relationship with the guy/girl that you have had a crush on for awhile now

Rebecca: will you go out with me Tom??
Tom: omg yes Rebecca it is October 29 you know

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This is the day when sara asks kelvin out.

Sara:hi kalvin i like you
Kelvin:me too why are you asking me
Sara:its October 29

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its that day of the year! October 29! the day you get to suck a dick ride a dick and give sloppy toppy and its not gay :)

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Aiden: Hey why did you hit me

Friend: it’s October 29

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Tape your shortest friend to an erg machine

Oh look, it’s October 29. Let’s tape morgan to an erg machine.

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National Ask Your Crush Out Day!
On October 29th you have to ask your crush out (unless they are in a relationship then don’t disrupt it)

Alex: Dude it’s October 29th, you know what that means! It’s National Ask your crush out day!
Nathan: I have to ask Anne out??? Dude she’s gonna reject me!

Alex: It won’t be that bad

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