Occam’s Jigger

Occam's Jigger, not to be confused with Occam's Razor, is a theoretical model that describes the phenomena in which no matter how large a given bar is or how many bartenders are working behind that bar, they all tend to randomly migrate to the same space at the same time. It can not be represented mathematically using the following basic formulas for fluid dynamics:

dx/dt=delta*(y-x)
dy/dt=r*x-y-x*z
dz/dt=x*y-b*z

However, it can be compared to Chaos Theory.

Occam’s Jigger manifested itself during the dinner rush.

by Garcia Flynn October 20, 2018

OrcaSlimes

When you need a new hobby

Man, you're such an OrcaSlimes, what a absolute loser

by OrcaSlimes May 26, 2021

Occaboccaphobia

The fear that somewhere, somehow Bocco is still awake and looking for you.

I have a bad case of occaboccaphobia

by bocco May 12, 2010

Special occasion

The perfect time to give cigars, beer, and zippos to a person of higher authority.

Tonight is a special occasion. You should be there.

by Jay, its me October 24, 2016

occation

An opportunity for someone (usually a soon to not be friend) to trump you in some grandiose all encompassing fashion so it appears as malice. The delta is so great, that it appears to be infinite and make you wish you were dead. So much so that if you were atop a building that very moment from which you could leap off, the time it would take to hit the street below would still be too great.

1.) Purchasing a dingy only to have your friend pull up in a 200ft yacht. 2.) Getting nosebleed seats to your favorite team only to have your friend appear on the scoreboard announcing his successful purchase of the franchise. 3.) Getting promoted at your job only to be told that your friend has a new position in a much warmer climate, working collaboratively on a new creative project with your boyhood idol.

"Well I just couldn't pass up this occation to tell you..."

by Mook Nerton December 21, 2007

occassionist

Part perfectionist / one who is implusive when required and a perfectionist.

A: I want everything to be well-planned and jus PERFECT!!
Z: Oh chill A! u gotta b an occassionist!!

Being perfect ruins all fun dude! Be an occassionist... it simply rocks!

by Rasam May 20, 2007

Octashit Nerve

A nerve that runs from your eye to your asshole and gives you a shitty outlook on life.

Don't listen to mom right now, her octashit nerve has been acting up.

by hashcandy91 March 11, 2011