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biblical fail

a way fail that I personaly created meaning: A fail so huge that they would have rewrite the bible because you failed so badly!
Guy 1: I just got my ass beat by a girl!
Guy 2: BIBLICAL FAIL!!!
by t-bob94 September 21, 2009
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Faux-Biblical

How one (particularly an atheist) feels when they make a biblical-sounding commanding statement, perform a miracle or unexpectedly comes back from the dead seven days later.
Let there be toast! wow, i'm very faux-biblical today
by Pierce Drake February 23, 2011
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Biblical reconstructionism

The movement among christians to take control of the government and to make it into a kingdom patterned on ancient Isreal in the bible aqnd replace all the laws with those in the bible. Such as stoning for adultry ect.
Biblical reconstructionism is being promoted by fundamentist.
by Deep blue 2012 August 14, 2010
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Biblical correctness

a term comforming to any law, doctrine, language, beliefs or practices that would be contrary to the Bible shouldn't be allowed.

Also Biblical Correctiveness.
Biblical correctness is just another say for "think & believe as I do"?!
by Panthera Atrox February 20, 2011
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Biblically Accurate Angel

A terrifying being sent from god to give humans orders. They typically looks like wheels within wheels spinning around each other with many eyes. Sometimes they are even flaming. The cherubim look like a thing with the head of a man, a ox, a eagle. And a lion. They fly with two wings and have two wings covering their body. They have the feet shaped like a cow’s hooves. Angels are specifically designed to look like that to scare off demons. They typically say “be not afraid” because of their appearance. Angels serve god.
Carol: “Oh wow! Susan, your child looks like a biblically accurate angel!”

Susan: “thanks! :p

The child: 👁 👁👁👁👁

👁👁👁👄👁👁👁

👁👁👁👁👁👁
by Stinkerbell June 17, 2021
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know in the biblical sense

To know someone in the biblical sense means that you have had sexual intercourse with him or her. It is a reference to the meaning of "know" in the Bible.
Man 1: What do you mean by "know in the biblical sense"?
Man 2: I've slept with her. We dated last year.
by A1988 December 12, 2012
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