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NFT

Non flushable turd, there are many varieties of nfts but me and it's all just shit
Some grip the bowl like a unsalted slug.

Others can be so high in fiber that they'll just float on the surface annoyingly smearing the sides of the bowl with every flush, some terrible human beings may even stack them one after the other as if they were randomly generated.
Hey mike check this out, there was a massive nft in the bathroom a full Metal Slug I had to take a picture, it's blocked up so bad broke the chain.
by Grifty Drifter January 26, 2022
mugGet the NFTmug.

NFT

A non-functioning testicle, or NFT, is a testicle in a human body that does not function.
That guys doctor sent him an NFT
by EDP4040450 February 2, 2022
mugGet the NFTmug.

Nft

That drawing is such an NFT
by FlabbyPancakeSause January 22, 2023
mugGet the Nftmug.

NFT

Damnnnnn that nigga looks like an NFT
by offtheperc30 May 29, 2022
mugGet the NFTmug.

NFT

Non Flushable Turd
“Mate what’s talking you so long in there I need to piss
“We’ve got a giant NFT situation on our hands”
by CouldiBEwearinganymoreclothes January 25, 2022
mugGet the NFTmug.

NFT

person1: “Nick has some NFT’s bro.”
person2: “real.”
by bighomiesoph October 29, 2022
mugGet the NFTmug.

NFT

Not Fucking That.
by Trxa-the-mad-man January 20, 2022
mugGet the NFTmug.

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